- adjective (Slang: Vulgar.
Muff Cabbage - muhf kab-ij
1. A term coined by the Jersey Shore which in context refers to an unpleasant smelling vagina. In reference of the odor emitted by cooked cabbage.
2. Someone who acts or repeats something so obnoxiously that it can't be tolerated anymore.
Muff Cabbage - muhf kab-ij
1. A term coined by the Jersey Shore which in context refers to an unpleasant smelling vagina. In reference of the odor emitted by cooked cabbage.
2. Someone who acts or repeats something so obnoxiously that it can't be tolerated anymore.
by Gianna Da Vinci October 17, 2010
dried lotion on balls; the act of peeling dry lotion off ones testicles after performing lubricated masturbation.
John had to peel scrotum cabbage off his balls in the morning because last night he masturbated with lotion and fell asleep before cleaning his privates.
by subzero22 May 13, 2010
by Roostrikerrpo June 28, 2010
by jerryslunchbox August 12, 2013
We saw this woman who just moved into the house next to Stan's house get a parking ticket. She called the officer Muff Cabbage.
by sumodiaper October 14, 2010
You are a muff cabbage.
by WiggyTheCanuck October 16, 2010
Stan: "I just have one question Kyle. At Sizzler when you were yelling muff cabbage, what's muff cabbage?"
Kyle: "It's a.....it's a Jersey thing."
Kyle: "It's a.....it's a Jersey thing."
by x Snipezalot x October 16, 2010