Why I don't trust the Bible

Holy shit, it's like watching Jesus get flogged! That was brutal! That whole debate was just brutal!
Hym "Except I don't think I'd actually laugh at the sight of Jesus getting flogged. I might masterbate though, bah dum ts! Sad wank for Jesus! Why I don't trust the bible? More like 'why you don't want the sauce!' Got this nigga lookin like he never even SEEN a book!"
by Hym Iam June 19, 2024
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@Death: tf? you weren't on the list..
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i don't have a phone

A mostly used phrase used by females to try and kindly reject ugly motherfuckers but instead destroys the man's soul.
Guy: Yo, can i have your snap?

Gal: Sorry, I don't have a phone.

Guy: Oh lmao that's alright, i don't have a phone either you know haha.
by Loriemplism November 22, 2021
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I don't make the rules

Basically a way of saying "the truth hurts."
Karen: "I can't go to jail!"
Cop: "You broke the law. I don't make the rules."
by Ubeenbamboozledson August 10, 2024
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i don't knar

A phrase that people say just to be funny
Interviewer: What is your name
You: omg I don't knar
by CYCY_23_NCT February 16, 2022
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Pretending I don't

Hym "Pretending I don't already have it isn't going to save you."
by Hym Iam June 13, 2025
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