Hot-Not-Ready

Used to describe a Little Caesar's Hot-N-Ready pizza that is undercooked or not yet ready to be served. Often the result of its extremely low price attracting a long line of dragon tamers, who put the underpaid staff into a position of serving undercooked pizzas.

Geoff: "You pick up that Hot-N-Ready??"

Mark: "More like Hot-NOT-Ready! There were 25 tamers before me in line and I still got my pizza in 30 seconds. This cheese isn't even melted."

Geoff: "Oh well, chances are we'll end up throwing half of it out the car window anyway"

by Lafferty Daniel October 2, 2008

Hot af

Being so fucking hot/beautiful/pretty that every boy has to try to hide his boner and avoid getting a red ass face. Hotness is subjective though.

That girl was Hot af

by Thatguy5050 April 29, 2021

hot and bonered

A more specific version of the phrase "hot and bothered"; where the guy has a boner.

gf: "My bf and I were messing around. I got him all hot and bonered, but I left him with blue balls, cuz he tried to stick it in my ass."

by and by June 22, 2010

hot damn

1) an exclamation of astonishment or approval

1) hot damn! this room is full of stank.
2) you got 150% on the essay? hot damn!

by LINE February 15, 2003

Hot Poo

Very warm poo. Opposite of cold poo. If one were to touch hot poo they might burn their hand. Approach with caution.

Ouch, I just burnt my penis/vagina on some hot poo.

by kingsley0 May 11, 2011

The Block Is Hot

A definition which translates directly as "the police are on the block." Usually used when trying to announce publicly to run away, since the cops are "on your tail"

"Woot-Woot! (Imitation of Police Sirens) The block is hot!"

by Shane March 25, 2003

Hot Michigan

Much like a snowball, a Hot Michigan is the act of blowing a powdery substance directly into another person's anal cavity using only the lips. Once applied, the powdery substance is then returned to the blower's mouth via a hot fart.

Corey: The only way I'll get high is if you blew those drugs right into my ass.
Ryan: I'll do that!
Corey: I swear to God I'll fart them right back into your mouth!
Ryan: Oooo! A Hot Michigan! Let's do this!
Corey: *blank stare*

by Ramertax August 19, 2011