Hooker Cooker

A Tanning Bed, especially when overused.

That cougar spent way too much time in the hooker cooker, her skin is all leathery and gross.

by Fredvegas November 6, 2007

hooker wash

girls who dont have shower facilities or ample to shower would simply clean their tits, pits and pussy just like a hooker would after a performing a (trick).

Shit suzy, We're late for class and I gotta shower, fuck showering i only got time for a hooker wash

by limer March 4, 2005

hook-up line

Similar to a pick-up line but much more to the point. The sole purpose is to hook-up (have sex).

-That shirt is very becoming of you... and if I were on you I'd be cumming too.

-Nice legs, which hours are they open?

-(Use index finger to call someone over then say) I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with the rest.

Hot dayumm that was a good hook-up line!

by SEXXYYYTIME69 April 24, 2010

hooker hunting

The act of shooting prostitutes through the window of a moving vehicile. Usually with a fully automatic airsoft/paintball gun.

"Dude grab the heat and the keys to the jeep were going hooker hunting".

by hookerhunter June 27, 2009

hook up slut

A female who makes out with any guy at any time, but will not progress any farther than kissing.

I thought I was going to get laid last night, but it turns out the chick was just a hook up slut.

by dentite March 7, 2010

off tha hook

1. used as an ajective to describe something that is out of the ordinary

2. something that's bangin'

1. Damn, look at that ass, Tyra is OFF THA HOOK.

2. Yo, that party on 3rd and Main is OFF THA HOOK.

by :P September 6, 2003

Captain Hook

The act of giving someone a "pirate eye" and a "rusty hook" simultaneously. This leaves the victim hopping around on one leg, with one eye sealed shut by semen and with the taste of feces in their mouth. This is normally an unpleasant experience.

I gave Keith a Captain Hook last night, and he hopped around yelling, "Arghh! Me mouth tastes like a butt hole!"

by Rusty Shacklefurt August 20, 2007