ham-sauced

being sauced/drunk out of your skull.

Dude, Bud shouldn't have slept with that fat chic last night. He was so ham-sauced.

by BudmanOfAlcatraz August 28, 2007

J. Ham

To jack off or to beat during a class or session

Kid 1: Did you hear about that kid in third period?
Kid 2: No, why what happened?
Kid 1: I heard he pulled a J. Ham and got caught
Kid 2: Ewww! Gross

by Tommie The Tomahawk April 3, 2011

shirt hams

big perky boobs. nuff said.

i got my face between your sisters shirt hams.

by mutant-lizard February 3, 2010

Kosher Ham

awesome website where you can buy cool jew shirts that are hilarious.

an oxymoron, but hilarious.

i went to kosher ham and bought a hilarious shirt.

by xXawesomeXx June 25, 2009

Ham Roast

Whatever you want it to mean! It can be used in any context, tense, or form.

Dude, we just ham roasted them! We won by 64!

Kid: Mom, I'm so hungry!
Mother: There's some ham roast in the refridgerator.

Guy #1: Bro, what should my nickname be?
Guy #2: I don't know! Mine is Ham Roast!

by MrCJohnson3 March 18, 2010

Vote Ham

More than merely a slogan, more a state of mind.

You want a meaning to your life? You want a reason for being? Vote Ham and realise your existence.

To find what you seek in the road of life,

the best proverb of all is that which says:
"Vote Ham."

by Bruno2010 January 14, 2010

Clams to Hams

Female verison of nuts to butts.

Girls bring it in tight lets get those clams to hams.

by Danny Woodcock December 16, 2010