When someone pulls a ridiculously absurd ponzi scheme that's so absurd it's overlooked as a conspiracy theory.
- Careful buying that used car, my son!, hopefully the used car dealership salesman doesn't try to pull a Mayo Griffin!
If a hedgefund or say, market maker, is looking to make serious returns. They would resort to creating a narrative to not be UNCERTAIN in their position.
The grift.
1. Open a short position on a publicly traded company.
2. Insert your parasites from say a sort of Consulting Group, Boston is a good place to look.
3. Have your parasites harvest the host company and make it hemorrhage from within.
4. Watch as the financials turn to ruin quarter over quarter and your short position grow larger and larger over time.
5. Never close out your short in say, Sears or Blockbuster, after using this very strategy to save money in taxes.
6. Use your short position that you never closed as collateral to continue the scheme rolling onto other companies. (SECURITIES NOT YET PURCHASED) lol
7. Hope to high heaven no activists investors get pissed off with the obvious grift and lack of enforcement since you buy off regulating bodies, or overshadow them.
8. Pay media and talking heads to push your narrative and grift gaslighting the populous and claiming conspiracy if anyone dares protest your seat at the helm.
9. Age like a gallon of Mayo in the hot sun due to stress and... Buy one more day until eventually...
10. Whoops 🦧
If a hedgefund or say, market maker, is looking to make serious returns. They would resort to creating a narrative to not be UNCERTAIN in their position.
The grift.
1. Open a short position on a publicly traded company.
2. Insert your parasites from say a sort of Consulting Group, Boston is a good place to look.
3. Have your parasites harvest the host company and make it hemorrhage from within.
4. Watch as the financials turn to ruin quarter over quarter and your short position grow larger and larger over time.
5. Never close out your short in say, Sears or Blockbuster, after using this very strategy to save money in taxes.
6. Use your short position that you never closed as collateral to continue the scheme rolling onto other companies. (SECURITIES NOT YET PURCHASED) lol
7. Hope to high heaven no activists investors get pissed off with the obvious grift and lack of enforcement since you buy off regulating bodies, or overshadow them.
8. Pay media and talking heads to push your narrative and grift gaslighting the populous and claiming conspiracy if anyone dares protest your seat at the helm.
9. Age like a gallon of Mayo in the hot sun due to stress and... Buy one more day until eventually...
10. Whoops 🦧
by theblackadder March 2, 2023
Get the Mayo Griffinmug. a real piece of shit. If you have the unlucky encounter with a griffin do yourself a favor and commit sepukku. Griffin is an all around horrible guy and is constantly mean to everyone surrounding him.
me: This guy I met at cmc has a real pee pee poo poo kind of vibe about him...
buddy: oh it must have been Griffin in room 362
buddy: oh it must have been Griffin in room 362
by Very Big Iron April 21, 2019
Get the Griffinmug. by Garyikea October 4, 2017
Get the Griffinsmug. by ldfjlsf April 9, 2018
Get the Griffinmug. by aedwalekekslfdlksef May 14, 2021
Get the Griffin Rumblesmug. Griffins are usually tall, and very skinny like it’s kinda bad. If you ask them if they want to hang, they will usually bitch about how they are doing Euro homework. However they are pretty trust worthy and friendly. Sometimes they are very smart and it pisses people off but it’s ok cause they are probably packing. Griffins will also play volleyball and be a bit sus to their teammates. Griffins can be sus a lot of times and accuse others of being sus as well. Not cool 🙄
Random dude: “Hey that guy is skinny and plays volleyballl”
Random girl “must be a griffin, I’ll start talking to that cute guy”
Random girl “must be a griffin, I’ll start talking to that cute guy”
by Lizzo45 October 21, 2020
Get the Griffinmug. by Marmps October 24, 2019
Get the Griffinmug.