cock-gobbler

When someone is slurring their words together or mumbling and you can't understand what they are saying.

"I can't understand you, quit cock-gobbling."

by B Hill & Big D April 25, 2004

The Gobbler

Step 1: Find your unsuspecting victim in a distracted state.
Step 2: Pull your dick and balls back between your legs.
Step 3: Clinch your legs together to secure your junk.
Step 4: Lean over at the waist.
Step 5: Call your victim.
Step 6: Jump up and down with your arms flapping yelling "GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE!"

I was doing the dishes and the next thing I know I'm staring at this floppy cock bouncing in front of my face, HOLY GOSH I JUST WANTED TO LICK IT!

Sincerely,
The Gobbler

by mrvao March 10, 2008

cock gobbler

A tremendous jack ass, one who routinely engages in jerk offish behavior or antics despite their knowing the jerk offish nature of said behavior or antics.

One who repeatedly offends the sensibilities of decency and non-assholery.

Nah Brocephus, it's just because he's a cock gobbler.

by Reeces monkey December 16, 2010

knob gobbler

Someone who gobbles knobs.

Wow, you're such a knob gobbler
That girl gobbles knobs like there's no tomorrow.

by charrc July 30, 2008

Gobbler's Knob

Gobbler's Knob is the cock-head of any guy's boner you suck on Ground-Hog Day and swallow his Gobbler's Knob-gasm.

I sucked Matt's Gobbler's Knob on Groud Hog Day and he rewarded me with a Gobbler's Knob-gasm!

by USAF Cadet February 6, 2021

gobblerito

The action of jizzing into a borritto before tricking your friend into eating it.

Mr. Feeny pissed me off so I gave him a Gobblerito.

by small mexican peenie February 28, 2010

Gobbler

There are many definitions of gobbler, but the best one is:

The act of sneaking up on a guy and tickling the bottom of his scrotum(nut-sack) from behind. If done right, the guy getting the gobbler should giggle because it tickles really bad.

Hey Shawn, can distract Ben so i can give him a really bad gobbler?

by Tyler-GREENMAN October 1, 2010