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Mystery Google

A site that is like Google, only when you type in what you want to search for it shows results of the person who searched last, and vice versa.

You can also 'search' up your own message and hope it reaches to someone.
*types in 'cat' in mystery google search box*
*actual google results show cheese*
-in another place in the world-
*typed in cheese in mystery google search box*
*actual google results show cat*
by Video Gamer November 9, 2009
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Google Bitch

What you become when a friend/family member/co-worker calls you from the road and they don't have internet access, and they want you to look something up for them.

Especially appropriate if what they need is unimportant.
Girl: "Hey, can you see if there are any 7-11's in Lodi, CA? We wanna get slurpies."

Guy: "What do I look like, your Google Bitch?!"
by Blue Proteus June 15, 2009
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Google Hole

When you use Google to search for a piece of meaningless information, and that thing leads you to search something else, and then something in that makes you search for more meaningless information.
I fell into the biggest Google hole last night; first I went to search for information about Stanley Tucci; then I searched for that movie he was in called The Core, and a picture of an apple core came up so I did a search for the world's biggest apple.
by PsychStudent101 December 4, 2014
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google-eyed

In the days prior to a certain search-engine's rise to fame, thereby distorting the original meaning, the term "google-eyed" referred to a certain odd and slightly humorous appearance or expression in someone's eyes. Whether the person was slightly cross-eyed, cockeyed, or had a lazy eye, or simply postured their eyes in an odd way during an expression, they were "google-eyed."

In newer post-google.com use, it probably refers to someone who has spent far too many hours "googling" or web-searching for something and reading too many webpages.
Him - "Hey you're pretty cute!"

Her blushing and slightly google-eyed.
by buggy June 25, 2007
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Google-chondriac

much like hypochondriacs, these people google everything seemingly wrong with them. ie: disease.. etc.
You: Hey what's this red spot on your back?
Them: *checks* OMFG YOU'RE RIGHT! I'M DYING. I HAVE AIDS. AH. *googles: what's it mean to have a random red blotch on the back of your neck?*
You: Dude, you're such a google-chondriac
by thegreatestever01 January 19, 2011
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Google-able

Something that will return a useful result when searched on Google is Google-able
The only reason I passed that big report was that my subject was completely Google-able
by Joe Hawkes-Cates January 20, 2008
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google junior

a know it all who always knows what's going on and is full of dumb facts ; someone who spends all there time googling.

also when you ask someone a question and there only response is "iunno google it".
steve - how do I add pictures to my facebook?

me - iunno, google it.

steve - haha your such a google junior.
by brian geiger December 30, 2008
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