fuck goggles

What you are wearing when you want to hook up with a girl so bad that you are blind to flaws in their personality.

"Are you going to hook up with Jenny again"

"Nah man, I just had fuck goggles on. Turns out she's a total bitch"

by BearlyDrunk November 2, 2013

Dick Goggles

Dick goggles: A term to describe a hazed skewed perception of a man, his beliefs and his potential to be a good bf based on his large penis and sexual performance.

In the moment, I'm like--wow we get along so well, and have the best sex and hes so nice and snuggly
then the moment the Dick Goggles come off I'm like--oh yea and hes also a raging pile of shit

by Kengsta08 May 21, 2018

Cum Goggles

That brief window after you cum, where you feel like you love someone, before the reality of the world sets in (similar to beer goggles where someone looks better when you're drunk)

This chick gave me a blowjob and I got a bad case of cum goggles right after, but it faded, thank God.

by Adhoah March 6, 2019

Dick goggles

Noun. The inability of one to see the faults in the individual they are pursing; similar to effect of drinking too much beer.

You can't just tell somebody to take off their dick goggles; Sometimes you just need to take off the dick goggles and step back for a second.

by Wobbly69 August 30, 2013

SAC Goggles

When a Marine has been in SAC (Student Admin Co.) Camp Geiger, so long that all women start to become sexy.

"Damn I'd fuck that chick over there!"
"Dude, shes ugly as fuck! You def. have SAC goggles."

by SAC co September 6, 2011

mcu goggles

like beer goggles, mcu goggles is when one’s obsession for the marvel cinematic universe is so hard it alters someone’s perception of how hot an actor from said franchise is

“amanda thinks paul bettany is so hot after watching wandavision”

“she just has mcu goggles”

by mpxm14 May 8, 2021

iranian goggles

reverse oral position when your nuts rest on her eyes while giving you head

She put on my Iranian goggles.

by T Diddy June 11, 2006