mcu goggles

like beer goggles, mcu goggles is when one’s obsession for the marvel cinematic universe is so hard it alters someone’s perception of how hot an actor from said franchise is

“amanda thinks paul bettany is so hot after watching wandavision”

“she just has mcu goggles”

by mpxm14 May 8, 2021

Pussy goggles

The term used for describing the action of ramming a girl till she has an orgasm. As she's squirting, the guy goes close to the pussy and gets it all over his eyes. The guys eyes start burning and burning till he becomes blind.

Dude bro what's up with your eyes? I just got done screw driving your sister till I earned these pussy goggles.

by Čârtêr August 30, 2014

cock goggles

As a followup to tea bagging, slapping a cock against a person's eyes until they are bruised to the point where they resemble goggles. As the bruising was a direct result of a cock slapping their eyes, the condition is known as "cock goggles"

Dave shouldn't have passed out so hard on the cruise because now he has to spend the rest of it wearing his cock goggles.

by BABABHOOSH June 16, 2010

SAC Goggles

When a Marine has been in SAC (Student Admin Co.) Camp Geiger, so long that all women start to become sexy.

"Damn I'd fuck that chick over there!"
"Dude, shes ugly as fuck! You def. have SAC goggles."

by SAC co September 6, 2011

Dick Goggles

Dick goggles: A term to describe a hazed skewed perception of a man, his beliefs and his potential to be a good bf based on his large penis and sexual performance.

In the moment, I'm like--wow we get along so well, and have the best sex and hes so nice and snuggly
then the moment the Dick Goggles come off I'm like--oh yea and hes also a raging pile of shit

by Kengsta08 May 21, 2018

Ginger Goggles

Somwhat akin to the notorious Arabian Goggles but preformed by our soul-less counterparts the ginger, the act is preformed by the said soul less ginger placing his ginger unshaven ball sack over a willing (or even un willing is sleep is a factor) partners eyes whilst preforming a sexual act from behind there head.

haha did you see charlie? that motherfucker passed out so nick the soul less cunt flopped his ginger balls right onto that poor pricks eyes and ginger goggles him!

by lolcawkzginger April 20, 2011

iranian goggles

reverse oral position when your nuts rest on her eyes while giving you head

She put on my Iranian goggles.

by T Diddy June 11, 2006