The dopest man on earth. All women love him and he is so strong and pretty. He is so sexy and has an 12 inch penis
Gabe often likes to look at the sunset, taking artsy pictures. Thinks he is hot shit. Likes to bag the shit out of his Nissan shit bucket, but it’s only an automatic
by Scummerside September 23, 2019
Ew it's Gabe
by Natalie Cross September 25, 2022
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by Shaggy standard September 25, 2019
Exremely chalant person who may or may not also be a mouse. Cannot be mysterious for the life of him and can be located by following the sounds of the nearest ruckus around. If put under a street sign (held up by 2 poles specifically) he might spontaneously combust from the alleged bad luck it brings. Commonly found to lie AND decieve, though he will never admit to doing so.
He goes by many names (e.g: jabs) and will swipe belongings when given the chance, and lives off of soggy rice krispies and random trinkets found when scouring around outside at odd hours of the night </3. Has no perception of cold, and is has gaslit himself into somehow always overheating even when put in the north pole - also has a side job as an elf on the shelf which he will not admit to as that would ruin Santa's business.
He consistently refuses to admit to being a twink, even when presented with overwhelming evidence of being so.
Weaknesses: grammar, sleep, being funny, respecting shower boundaries, being nonchalant, writing while dripped out (rings)
Strengths: swiping (nametags, drip, jokes, etc.), hardly know er jokes, terrible puns, being dripless, embodying alarming lvls of brainrot
He goes by many names (e.g: jabs) and will swipe belongings when given the chance, and lives off of soggy rice krispies and random trinkets found when scouring around outside at odd hours of the night </3. Has no perception of cold, and is has gaslit himself into somehow always overheating even when put in the north pole - also has a side job as an elf on the shelf which he will not admit to as that would ruin Santa's business.
He consistently refuses to admit to being a twink, even when presented with overwhelming evidence of being so.
Weaknesses: grammar, sleep, being funny, respecting shower boundaries, being nonchalant, writing while dripped out (rings)
Strengths: swiping (nametags, drip, jokes, etc.), hardly know er jokes, terrible puns, being dripless, embodying alarming lvls of brainrot
- Hey, see that guy over there?
- The one that doesn't look like a main character at all?
- Yeah, must be someone's sidekick. Looks like a Gabe
- I think you're right, let's get out of here before he starts causing a ruckus and stealing our drip :(
- The one that doesn't look like a main character at all?
- Yeah, must be someone's sidekick. Looks like a Gabe
- I think you're right, let's get out of here before he starts causing a ruckus and stealing our drip :(
by orixinkali May 22, 2024