A very physically uncoordinated land disorganised human being. Gabes often like to brag about subject matters which quite literally no one cares about. Despite a Gabes faults they are often very kind hearted, tall, dark in complexion and flirtatious.
Person 1: "what is he like then?"
Person 2: "ah, he's a right GABE, except he's handsome"
Person 3: "yes I know the type"
Person 2: "ah, he's a right GABE, except he's handsome"
Person 3: "yes I know the type"
by Bleached Goat Penis May 29, 2019
He is one of the sweetest boys you will ever meet. He is effortlessly funny and can make anyone laugh. He makes anyone feel better about them selves. He is smart and all of his jokes are complex but so effortless. Every girl dreams about dating him or even just being around him! He is the type of guy that makes the person in the relationship with him like the most important person in the world. I’m u get a gabe in ur life never let him go
Girl1: do u know Gabe
Boy: no
Girl 2: OMFG HOW DO U NOT KNOW HIM HE IS SO HOT
boy: oh wait I know who u mean yeh of course Ik him
Girl 1: me and him are dating
Girl 2: I am so jealous
Boy: no
Girl 2: OMFG HOW DO U NOT KNOW HIM HE IS SO HOT
boy: oh wait I know who u mean yeh of course Ik him
Girl 1: me and him are dating
Girl 2: I am so jealous
by User21795 May 27, 2019
Es marica, likes gorillas. Likes to read but doesn't want to admit it. Dating two ugly hoes, but the only girl he likes is a girl named Jay. Hangs out with a shit load of Gorillas and is turning into one.
by NotTheFakeXXXTENTACION April 12, 2017
by hesontome February 08, 2020
Gabe is just Gabe, a sarcastic weirdo that can make you laugh your eyes out. However he is not as tough as he seems and needs his friends by his side!
by Jemimaa1 September 03, 2019
Generally seen as short, long hair, looks like a girl from behind, and has a crippling drug addiction. Also a bitchass motherfucker who likes underage girls.
by #1 Gabe Hater February 26, 2025