Frosting The Beard

When a man sporting a full beard goes down on a woman with a full bush.

Lumberjack Larry went down to eat Lydia, and thanked him by frosting the beard.

by Ms. Batwing January 19, 2008

Frosted Gem

When a person pees inside a condom and freezes it, then another person sucks on it like a popsicle.

He gave her a frosted gem.

by KrazyKatLady36 July 25, 2016

The Jack Frost

A sex position where the woman places a snow globe in her vagina, and the man covers his dick in cold water. He then proceeds too break the snow globe and release an explosion of fake snow and chm.

My wife and I tried the Jack Frost.

by FreshApex February 27, 2019

the frosted nugget

After you have a bowel movement you turn around and cum on it. Then you slap your girlfriend in the face with it.

My wife wanted some candy so I gave her the frosted nugget.

by K.C.B. February 11, 2015

Frosted Lovato

When you pour milk all over a girl and then put cereal over the milk. ( Required ingredients = Milk, Frosted flakes, and girl Preferabley Demi Lovato )

Dude I gave my girl a Frosted Lovato. It was Delicious!!!!!!

by Obab Garap January 03, 2010

Frosted flaker

A flaker who makes dumb sugar coated excuses as appeasement because he/she flaked.

Girlfriend: I'm soooo sorry, I was only late to your birthday party because I spent too long searching for the perfect birthday present to symbolize our love.

Boyfriend: Bitch, don't be a frosted flaker.

by Xylem October 08, 2010

frosted bj

When a young woman (or man), using a glass of ice water and no small amount of skill, keeps a mouthfull of cold water and performs oral sex on his/her partner.

You wouldn't believe this new frosted bj my girl showed me last night! The water made her mouth so cold It took almost an hour for her to blow me.

by Jmaxwn22 January 10, 2008