fuckwit fred

insult for a person ,usually male, who is seen to act in a foolish manner.derives from term fuckwit meaning stupid person with no ability to learn.

local dumbass: oh dear i just walked into a lamp post for the 6th time this week
passer by: fuckwit fred!

by Jimmy P! February 8, 2005

Friendly Fred

A fart that tickles the back of your ball sack while you are sitting down.

"I felt a huge fart coming in the middle of class, so I leaned back a little, and I felt that Friendly Fred tickle the back of my ball sack!"

by MrFancyPanys612 December 21, 2008

K-Fred

Verb: To K-Fred

To involve oneself in mischievous behavior, such as riots, obstruction of justice,vandalism, fighting security guards at minor league baseball games, and/or passing out and waking up in a mental hospital.

Dude, I totally K-Freded last night.....I woke up in a mental hospital.

by absolm February 25, 2011

pregnant fred

Someone who acts in an awkward but surprising way.

The kid who rocks the triangle at the school concert is a pregnant fred. The guy who catches the bouquet at the wedding is a pregnant fred.

by Sleepy Doober March 12, 2016

gingerbread fred

Your friend Fred who loves Christmas and is a ginger.

Don't worry guys, Christmas will be okay because gingerbread fred is on his way!

by katinkaling4215 November 23, 2016

Not today, Fred

A motto used by protesters who oppose Fred Phelps

Two days after the September 11th attacks, a 19-year old man stood on the street corner facing the church holding up a plywood sign that said "Not today, Fred."

by ninjapuppy February 28, 2010

WestBoro Baptist Church a.k.a Fred Phillips

A group of homophobic idiots who spend their time making countless hateful posters because no one gives them the time of day. They also have incest.

The WestBoro Baptist Church a.k.a Fred Phillips are homophobic ass wholes.

by kissmyacccccccccccebabe March 17, 2011