Cunt Flu

a woman's special time of the month, menstruating

i wouldn't go down there she's got Cunt Flu

by dav-ross November 26, 2009

Koochie Flu

Slang term for a contagious case of chicken pox that harbors in the vagina.

man: " hey man I need to ask a personal question, I have a bitchin rash on my magic stick and I have no idea what it is." reply "Does it look like peanut brittle, fish n chips or birthday cake?" man: " none of those, it looks like I got beat with a rake." reply " Oh yes that's the koochie flu."

by Electric Juston May 7, 2010

Swine Flu

Term used to describe the phenomenon of cops arriving en masse, often to the consternation of non-cop people.

"Yeah, it was a bangin' party, but we caught the swine flu around 2:30. I was pissed.

by Lafayette, IN May 16, 2009

Twine Flu

Twine Flu - A new disease, a variation of swine.

Symptoms may include dangleitis, twine fever, dirtyness, severe snangles, and just overall sweetness

Sorry, but our whole hockey team has the twine flu

by 2009bonerjams November 15, 2009

SWINE FLU

A sickness brought on by sleeping with a horribly unattractive person. Usually contracted during consumption of massive amounts of alcohol. The illness leaves the person feeling sick to stomach, dirty, depressed, and unwilling to leave the house.

guy1: Hey wanna ride with me over to the party tonight.
guy2: Nah man I'm staying in, last night I contracted a horrible case of swine flu.
guy1: Yeah I saw you leave with that walrus of a woman.
guy2: You ASS! Why didn't you stop me and give me a back handed flu vaccination before I went and got all sick.

by DCSIM April 27, 2009

Flu Flammer

A man who is turnt out in prison and made to suck penis

I’m a flu flammer fresh up out the slammer

by Lil Tink Tink May 8, 2018

Swine flu

n. Pathology.
a highly contagious form of influenza caused by infection with a filterable virus first isolated from swine.

n. Probably not swine flu

"I think I have swine flu!"
"Chill the fuck out, no one cares."

by 1123581321 May 5, 2009