Twine Flu

Twine Flu - A new disease, a variation of swine.

Symptoms may include dangleitis, twine fever, dirtyness, severe snangles, and just overall sweetness

Sorry, but our whole hockey team has the twine flu

by 2009bonerjams November 15, 2009

Cunt Flu

a woman's special time of the month, menstruating

i wouldn't go down there she's got Cunt Flu

by dav-ross November 26, 2009

Koochie Flu

Slang term for a contagious case of chicken pox that harbors in the vagina.

man: " hey man I need to ask a personal question, I have a bitchin rash on my magic stick and I have no idea what it is." reply "Does it look like peanut brittle, fish n chips or birthday cake?" man: " none of those, it looks like I got beat with a rake." reply " Oh yes that's the koochie flu."

by Electric Juston May 7, 2010

elbow flu

What caused your hangover - you bent your elbow and it flew into your mouth. An excuse to not go into work.

"I can't come in today. I have the elbow flu."

by Amalia R June 1, 2007

SWINE FLU

A sickness brought on by sleeping with a horribly unattractive person. Usually contracted during consumption of massive amounts of alcohol. The illness leaves the person feeling sick to stomach, dirty, depressed, and unwilling to leave the house.

guy1: Hey wanna ride with me over to the party tonight.
guy2: Nah man I'm staying in, last night I contracted a horrible case of swine flu.
guy1: Yeah I saw you leave with that walrus of a woman.
guy2: You ASS! Why didn't you stop me and give me a back handed flu vaccination before I went and got all sick.

by DCSIM April 27, 2009

Flu Flammer

A man who is turnt out in prison and made to suck penis

I’m a flu flammer fresh up out the slammer

by Lil Tink Tink May 8, 2018

Swine Flu

A disgraceful disease that should be blamed on our ancestors

"There was an old saying that pigs would fly when a black man was elected president... well, now Obama's had his first 100 days, and Swine Flu."

by Sailfish714 May 17, 2009