flash-eyed

when a person experiences temporary blindness due to eye exposure to too many camera flashes.

frequently experienced at shows in the dark.

"YO! Lady! Did you see that bangin' guitar riff?"
"Naaww maaan, i am sooo flash-eyed right now. you dont even know."

by stretchmarx July 20, 2007

flargshnorfin

A second rate handjob similar in quality to Ikea bookshelves and/or couches.

Dieter could tell from Gretchen's lazy eye that this night could only result in a flargshnorfin.

by Chaz Spiegel February 9, 2008

Flash the Lights

signals the transaction of a drug deal.

"Let's Flash the Lights, so the drug dealer will know we're ready to make a deal."

Gob: Now, we wait.
George Michael: How long?
Gob: Who knows? An hour ... maybe five.
Derek: Drug delivery. You wanted some marijuana?

by G.O.B. and George Michael December 26, 2008

flashing kites

An incognito way of saying you are going to engage in the act of smoking pot. Term originally coined in the duke city often used when engaging in either telephone or other easily eavesdropped means of communication.

Yo man whatchu ya'll doing right now?

Flashing kites man. We got some kill.

by g.c. baby January 7, 2010

Flash-Grilling

Flash-Grilling. v.getting people together spontaneously for a barbecue at different grillocations across England. Predominantly done to out-smart the unpredictable English weather.

Flash-Griller - someone who assembles their friends and family together at short notice using text, email, social media, geo-tagging or phone to spread the word and maximise attendance.

How to go Flash-Grilling:

Step One: Be prepared for sunny days
Step Two: Check out the weather
Step Three: Find a location
Step Four: Gather the troops and make sure they can find you
Step Five: Share out the responsibility
Step Six: Get your grill sizzling
Step Seven: Have fun!
Step Eight: Spread the word

Check out www.simplybeefandlamb.couk/flashgrilling for more info!

by GR2010 May 28, 2010

flash of stupidity

A brain fart, temporary lack of common sense or mature judgment. The total opposite of flash of genius.

Todd: That was a real jackass moment, bro.
Dewayne: Yeah, a flash of stupidity.

by scriptwrite1 March 18, 2011

flash banger

Someone in Call Of Duty: Black Ops that throws multiple flash grenades in a row to make sure they get a succesful kill. Also the second most annoying thing to noob tubers.

Jaxx43: yo theres a flash banger that has Scavenger Pro on.
Nice_Raccks: im about to leave the game. Plus thers a noob tuber on his team, im loggin out.
Jaxx43: no wait!!!!
*Nice_Raccks logs out of PSN*

by Jazzy 132 April 29, 2011