Sham-Fitness

noun: Every Health Blog
Do you Have:

Tuberculosis, Cancer, Kidney Stones, Child Support?

You need Essential Oils!
Have: ANY PAIN WHATSOEVER?!?!

Go Gluten Free today and undo a lifetime of bad decisions!

Also refers to fake gym selfies on Instagram

Stop struttn you sham-fitness booty like you earned dat

by MyMotherWasACarrot January 19, 2018

fitness ricer

A person who dresses in exercise attire in public places despite having no intention of performing any actual exercise.

The Lance Armstrong wannabe fitness ricer hopped in his trusty Honda Civic after a grueling round of grocery shopping.

by kirkandorules April 12, 2015

Bitch fit

When somebody, usually a man is throwing a fit and acting like a lil spoiled bitch.

Person 1: "Did you see the Chris throwing a tantrum and whining!?"

Person 2: "Yeah, He was throwing a bitch fit"

by Spliffany Tiffany March 21, 2023

Butch Fit

When someone is wrong, has no answers and throws their toys out of the pram as a result

Andy said to Adam “if you cut a sandwich in 2 how many sandwiches do you have?” Adam says “One” when it’s actually two...

*Adam leaves group chat*

Andy says “Adams had a butch fit”

by jammyfucker January 6, 2021

fit ficcy

A champion bloke who’ll never let you down except for in bed. Loves cheezels and the boys. Isn’t a member of the triple digit gang but is exempt and still a memeber of the ficcys.

That fit ficcy just pumped a cheezel and skolled his beer

by Frothy March 4, 2018

fit shaced

When a noob who can't hold his liquor is incredibly shit faced.

shit faced
noob

Brian: "Dude, Steven's shit faced."
Steven: "I am so shit faced, I'm incredibly shit faced and you guys don't even know how fit shaced I really am."
Alex: "Dude, you just said 'fit shaced', I guess I'm fit shaced."
Steven: "No, only a noob can be fit shaced. Thats why I'm so fucking fit shaced."

by High Class S. Ernst April 17, 2006

cold fit

A trendy or hipster outfit

Bro, that's one cold fit

by Cool dude 01 January 1, 2018