One-Eyed Elephant

When a man gets on all fours and spreads his asscheeks apart revealing his asshole. With the buttcheeks representing the large ears, the asshole as the one eye, and the hanging cock as the trunk, the lucky viewer gets an image of an elephant with one eye.

Nick: Hey wanna see a one-eyed elephant?
Slut: Sure Daddy.
Nick: There it is. Now tongue that ass like you do so well.

by BelASSis February 17, 2013

cock eyed

When a male is getting head the female is cock eyed because she is looking down at the dick while sucking it.

Dick in her mouth, now shes cock eyed.

by Dat Blood July 29, 2008

one eyed heat seeking moisture missile

1. a penis, or cock if you will

Man, that little slutty bar chick over there needs my one eyed heat seeking moisture missile.

by Bud E Love May 14, 2003

One Eyed Bandit

A type of live action gambling that can be undertaken in Thailand. First of all the gambler must select three Thai hookers and take them back to his room. The gambler then asks them to reveal their genitals, one by one. Like with a one armed bandit (English word for slot machine), the way to win is to get three cherries in a row. Any less than three cherries and you're BUST

"I wish they had some one armed bandit machines out here."

"We could just play one eyed bandit?"

"Hmm, yeah. Or Thai roulette maybe?"

"Either or man, I just need to unload quickly before my balls get any heavier. I feel like I'm lugging around a couple of coconuts in a 50g peanut bag."

by H.S. Willsy August 26, 2011

brown eyed trouser snake

a mans dick or womans dildo after ramming it up there ass or sumone elses

all these gay people all have brown eyed touser snakes exspecially jamie who has jus a plain borwn trouser snake

by bob February 17, 2004

gooey eyed

The way ppl feel wen they cant STOP thinking about there beautiful girl friend

wow soph im soo gooey eyed atm....

by Tim February 23, 2005

Dough-Eyed

A term for most women now days who hang around wealthy men, be he attractive or not, Looking to marry him for his money.
also reffered to as a gold digger.

Look at those groupies all over that singer, they are all Dough-Eyed.

by Jimmy Mac December 10, 2004