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Improvised explosive advice

Advice designed to get you to do something stupid.
She told me to just go in there and DEMAND a raise. Now that I've gotten fired and she's been promoted, I think maybe that piece of advice was really improvised explosive advice.
by lovelyspam September 8, 2011
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gas explosion

What everything that happens in a hidden magical society on earth was blamed on.
Person:"Hey, did you hear about the museum exploding?"
Other Person:"Yeah, heard it was caused by a Gas Explosion"
Person;"Funny thing, there wasn't a single gas source large to enough to cause an explosion of the magnitude"
Other Person:" Yeah, funny...."
*It was at this point that Other Person, knew he had to wipe Person's mind of this revelation, or his entire society would be found. And they can't have that, now can they?*
by Anontheanonymousv January 15, 2019
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American drycorn infiltration Explosion

This is when you take a high powered vacuum cleaner and fill it with small bits of corn and put it on blow with the end of it in a complete strangers butthole. The is either a complete explosion of the hosts body or it come out the other end, if it comes out the other end you must eat or drink it, depends on the form.
Chad: Susan is gonna let me try the American drycorn infiltration explosion on her!!
John: lucky
by American bartender 25 June 30, 2018
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flatulent explosion

A massive and devastating explosion in the seat of someones pants that was caused bu flatulence.
Johnny ate too much hot sauce, and now is having flatulent explosions, stinking up every room in the house.
by Haldee June 2, 2018
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Limnic explosion

A limnic explosion is an exploding lake.
There was a limnic explosion is 1986.
by Loading. . . . . February 9, 2024
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Flavour Explosion

The whitest possible way to describe food thay tastes good
white people: woah this like, a flavour explosion in your mouth

waiter: sir please return that salt shaker
by lil goblin critter October 29, 2023
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explosive shit

a really big amount of shit coming out of your anus, so big that it burns.
I'm about to take a explosive shit after eating Chipotle.
by Ayo pause?? April 29, 2023
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