Put an egg on it

direct translation: "Get the fuck out of here", used when expressing disbelief. Also used when a false statement is made in a disrespectful manner.

Matt: I am the nastiest baller on the court.
Cody: put an egg on it

by RobAa January 5, 2008

Egg Bok

More a feat of strength than a sexual act. A woman assumes the horse-stance position and inserts a raw egg fully inside her birth canal. The man (usually) sits cross-legged in front of her with complete concentration. After proper chi is harnessed, the man will strike one blow to the woman's taint (space between vagina and asshole). If this is performed correctly, the egg will break within the womb and only the yolk will ooze out, fully in tact. This is very similar to the Dim Mak (touch of death) in the hit Jean-Claude Van Damme movie, Bloodsport.

After much practice, young Methusula was finally able to egg bok his soon-to-be-bride in front of the entire village; proving his worth and skill.

by Steve Jouflas January 15, 2009

Googy Egg

An egg boiled for 3 mins, so it is soft in the middle, to eat with a spoon

I had a googy egg for breakfast

by scule May 19, 2016

egg dance

a blindfolded dance while surrounded by eggs

I did an egg dance last night!

by Anonymous March 10, 2003

egg in a bum

a gentleman whis is an egg in a nest but has homosexual tendencies, hence he is an egg in a bum

cor look at baldy julian with phil there, a right pair of shirtlifter, i bet he's an egg in a bum!

by davethejag November 8, 2007

egg sack

egg sack = exactly
a bit random. people will wonder what you are talking about
can also be said "eggs"

1: FTW!
2: does that mean For The Win?
1: "egg sack"
2: what??
2: eggs!!!

by ChaKwa January 21, 2011

Hambled eggs

The best way to make scrambled eggs even tastier - by adding pieces of ham. Hambled eggs.

Scrambled eggs are so much better when you add ham and call them hambled eggs!

by eggseggs September 28, 2011