Even

The most sexy and hottest person in the the world. He are drunk at least 3 times in a week and love parties. Everybody know who Even is.

-Who's that guy over there?

-Ohhhh, thats Even!!

by Hamburger69 February 24, 2017

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Get the Evenmug.

even-triggered

someone who is reserved on the trigger

you'r low on ammo, be even-triggered and pick the most impotent targets.

by suguvAkuma April 11, 2017

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An unknown action that somehow is necessary to life. Shocking events, positive or negative, sometimes inhibit a person from being able to 'even', resulting in the person 'literally dying'.

Scholars are unsure about what bodily functions are described by the word 'even'.
I'm literally dying because I can't even.

That event that unfolded before my eyes was so startling and against my expectations, that I have lost all my ability to even. Please call an ambulance.

Even- also a name that derives from the Norse name of evindyr (correct me if I’m wrong with spelling.)

Even, my dad, went to the store to get milk.

by TheDictionaryDog372 June 19, 2022

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<.7.9.7.6.>one of the more agreeable members of the zodiac but there are times when even you have to draw a line and refuse to deal with those whose values you find repulsive. One particular group of people must be kept at arm’s length today<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>one of the more agreeable members of the zodiac but there are times when even you have to draw a line and refuse to deal with those whose values you find repulsive. One particular group of people must be kept at arm’s length today<.7.9.7.6.>

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 23, 2025

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