Ridonkeyoulus (re-donke-you-lus)

Something that is so utterly absurd..it even qualifies for sheer stupidity and making an ass of someone or something. A mix between Ridiculous and Assinine (sp?) Can also be used as an exclamation for something funny or sarcastic. (depends on the inflection of voice and situation)

"I cannot believe what he said in that meeting...that's just Ridonkeyoulus (re-donke-you-lus)!"

OR

"That video was friggin Ridonkeyoulus (re-donke-you-lus)!"

by Long Range111 February 3, 2010

Pumped into the Donkey

A sound beating of one football team by another, by four goals to one.

Did you see the game yesterday? England were pure Pumped into the Donkey by Germany!!!

by Steven_McCrory July 1, 2010

Romp-a-donk

A one-piece garment worn by women that closely resembles coveralls and other rompers. Typically a shirt and shorts combination, the Romp-a-donk has extremely short legs in order to display the booty of it's owner.

Oh girl! Did you see Karen in her Romp-a-donk? That girl is looking bootylicious.

by Chey May 28, 2014

Monsta da donkety donk

When a girl has a huge ass , unbelievably huge

Amelia’s boyfriend Dante’ mentioned she had the monsta da donkety donk

by Dondior December 3, 2017

Shag a donkey

Basically telling someone to fuck off and fuck a donkey.

“Hey mate.” says Jeff

“Yeah what’s up cunt?”
“Shag a donkey bahhhhh, don’t use that language around me you dumb cunt!”

by anonymous July 1, 2021

Flicky flicky Willy Donker

A light switch

Mother: Oi, Flick the flicky flicky willy donker and get your arse to bed.

Son: Yes Mum. *turns off light*

by Tingus Pingus January 9, 2022

High Class E.C. Squiz-Donk

The only way to be a High Class E.C. Squiz-Donk of the upper class is 1. way less than a hundred pounds preferably between 80 and 92 lb 2. you cannot have more than four teeth in your mouth 3. minimal of two abscess scars 4. a phone that only works on Wi-Fi with a broken screen 5. you must have graduated from an original Swamp Donk Academy. Then finally must be sleeping with one of your connects and all of their friends with zero dollars in your pocket.

Hey did you hear that Shequeefa graduated from the OG High Class E.C. Squiz-Donk Academy?

by VanderKamelHeathen August 27, 2021