Noun - Halfway between masturbation and a handjob. i.e. when a man has his own hand on his penis but someone else is controlling the motion.
by Josh Edwards May 19, 2006
Get the dutch ruddermug. The act of throwing out a vicious, obnoxious fart in bed and then holding the head of a loved one underneath the sheets, either until they pass out or better still vomit.
I knew that I had left a skiddie in my pants as I curved out a stinkfart. I then asked my wife to check under the covers to see whether there was a spider. She was immediately overcome by the repugnant gas that was down there and try as she might, she couldn't fight as my hands held her head in place. When she came up eventually, she remarked that she felt nauseous and that I had indeed shit my pants in the process. Nice!
by Heinkel Winkle July 30, 2004
Get the dutch ovenmug. by wtf is a pseudonym?????? March 8, 2009
Get the Dutch Ruddermug. During Anal sex, when you're about to cum, you pull out to shoot. But a little nugget of impacted poop is blocking your urethra.
So finally you blow and the nugget shoots out like a musket ball followed by warm spray.
So finally you blow and the nugget shoots out like a musket ball followed by warm spray.
Last Night, Grace let me in her back door. When it came time to unholster my dick, I pulled out and fired a Dutch Musket at her head!
by SharkFighter October 28, 2013
Get the Dutch Musketmug. Masturbation in such a manner as the masturbatee holds his own member while someone else (the mastubator) works the arm.
by heyoot March 31, 2009
Get the Dutch Runnermug. Covering a person with a blanket, and then farting under the blanket, making sure the fart remains trapped in the blanket bio-sphere. The desired effect is that your dutch oven occupant will have no choice but to inhale the noxious fumes.
by Murph13 November 30, 2007
Get the Dutch Ovenmug. by Richie rich November 6, 2003
Get the pass the dutchmug.