Duece Magnet

When your underwear always collect skid marks

Mikey you need to learn to wipe your ass better! Your skiveys are not duece magnets!

by Dingbat1 April 9, 2009

ducertinkle

when you got to piss and take a shit at the same time!!

josh: i have to go to the bathroom.
Keefer: #1 or #2??
Josh: both.
Keefer: have fun taking your ducertinkle!

by insaneyosh August 16, 2009

"Duece"umpthing.

A discreet way to tell someone you have to take a shit. Pronounced "do sssomething"

I know we have to leave right now but first I have to "Duece"umpthing.

by Riorancho's best October 27, 2009

duce berrie

duce berrie is a spin off douche berry and is commonly spelled this way only to imply there in a semi British accent used when used as an insult. The insult its self is used to refer to something or some one that is acting in a childish immature irresponsible of unacceptable way.

The saying can also be used to describe lint caught between the labia but is less often used in this fashion.

note this phrase is also the same as douche bag.

Jesus becca lay off my mothers crackers your being such a duce berrie.

or

Derek stop being a duce berrie im trying to pee.

by the weird guy with the nose January 1, 2010

dueces-wit-a-pinky

Your one uping someone when they tell you deuces.

when your ex-girlfirend/ boyfriend says " We should see other people DEUCES" and you say I saw this comin so i Allready seein my BaBy MoMma Yolanda "dueces-wit-a-pinky"

by Meet Cleaver December 29, 2010

duecebaying

The act of buying or selling things on ebay while taking a duece.

I won that tv while duecebaying.

by kentheten March 4, 2011

duce and a half

big six wheeled truck used by the military, also called a 6 by later to be replaced by the 7 ton

hey Corpral where is the duce and a half? you know that big pos gunny want me to take to the flight line and pick up the new boots in!

by roughriddingcleatus March 28, 2011