Infamously diddled

When you get screwed over that one friend who's not really your friend but you still invite because you needed more people. Brennan.

I'm always infamously diddled by john when we play smash.

by TnodnarB May 24, 2020

King Diddle

The “Top Dog” of molestation, in the community of highly elite people.

“I heard Jeffrey Epstein was the King Diddle this month”
-Donald Trump

by shmehlllkzzwll November 26, 2020

Second Diddle

A man who allows another man to sleep with his significant other, provided that he is allowed to watch and masturbate.
A cuck who wants to feel included.

It was hard to have sex with my best friend's wife because he was playing Second Diddle.

by guywiththesillyhat December 13, 2020

Crib Diddler

A Crib Diddler is someone who dates really young women or men

I can't believe he's dating Karen, she just turned 16! Ya, Cairns is a real Crib Diddler alright.

by BengalsfanJoel February 16, 2021

Kidly diddler

Someone who touches children in a sexual way

Bro you are acting like micheal Jackson Rowan stop being a kidly diddler

by Justaaveragebro October 28, 2021

Darvaza Diddle

A Darvaza Diddle is the act of eating super hot wings without washing your hands, then inserting your fingers in the vagina or anus of your sex partner leading them to feel as though the orifice in question is a giant burning pit. Also known as the Eye of Sauron.

My husband had three-mile island wings from hooters last night and gave me the Darvaza Diddle, my vagina felt like the gateway to hell!

by TheVeryGreatest December 7, 2021

jack diddley fuck

To do nothing. The word fuck at the end makes it worse than just doing jack diddley.

All my coworkers do all day is jack diddley fuck and I always have to clean up after the lazy bastards.

by jimmybomm April 21, 2022