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Dressed in a Tent

A phrase that describes clothing, usually of a woman, that is so loose or baggy that one can't determine the shape or outline of her body. The phrase can describe clothing that is designed to be loose or poorly-fitting clothes that are many sizes too large. This type of clothing is often worn by people who like to dress conservatively, people who are concerned about their weight, and the elderly.
"I don't care if she's curvy, she shouldn't have to dress in a tent to be respected at the office!"
"Did you see Brent the other day? He's recently lost a lot of weight, and he was wearing his old clothes at the store. He was practically dressed in a tent!"
"My grandma was dressed in a tent at my brother's wedding. It's so sad that no one designs nice-looking clothes for the elderly."
by LadyKathryn May 21, 2020
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undies dressed

Wearing only my undies.
I’m only undies dressed, when after I have an accident, such as urinating on myself, including bed wetting!
by Turo Fernandez June 6, 2020
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dressed for war

Wearing body armor and other protective layers, and otherwise prepared to fight.
"In one minute there were all seventeen blue boys, all dressed for war, knowing exactly what the fuck they were doing."
by asdfazdcfs September 24, 2020
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Dressed "en mou"

If you’re wearing anything soft and fluffy and snuggly-wuggly, you’re dressed en mou.
It's sunday and it's cold outside! I'll stay at home dressed "en mou"!
by Tilue March 26, 2017
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Dress Like A New Yorker

when you wear so much layers that you look like a fatass
It was snowing a lot yesterday so I had to dress like a new yorker
by YuOfTheNight March 31, 2017
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put your prom dress on

Telling someone who usually takes forever to go get ready.

Slow snail diva princess bitch hurry up forever
Hey Buffy, go put your prom dress on. We need to leave in like, three hours.
by Roofus5% June 27, 2016
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Dress Fracture

The action of ripping a females dress open in order to gain access to the vagina and/or asshole.
Dress Fracture- We were so horny we couldn't wait, so I dress fracktured her.
by Cackyblacky September 24, 2016
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