Dressing the Table

Leaving the tip at a restaurant.

Since you're paying the check I'm dressing the table.

by Grampa Les May 21, 2019

Dressing the Turkey

Taking a shit in the Turkey before baking at 450 degrees Fahrenheit for 6 hours, and watching later as all your elders enjoy your home cooking.

Old man: "Oh darling, your Turkey is delicious this year. What's your secret?"

Woman: "My secret sauce."

Old man: "Well I enjoy you dressing the turkey."

by Colojolo July 26, 2009

Dress the Squirrel

To put a condom on

Prinny Kinny forgot to dress the squirrel before busting his nutt.
Now he's expecting a little mini Kinny.

Moral of the story: Always dress the squirrel.

by BJ Strange March 7, 2014

Half Dressed Honey

A scantily clad attractive woman.

Wow the beach is just chock full of half dressed honeys today.

by Adapt April 4, 2008

Shark in a dress

This was created by the same guy who created the urban dictionary and this was more or less a kinda sign… you for some reason wanted to come and see this even though. You know what it means. It means a dancing shark creepily upside down now…. I don’t know why but I just made that stupidity up myself in like 10 seconds but don’t EVER and I mean EVER search A search bar who is sick

I’m a shark In a dress

Your a creep?

by The dancing nugget July 22, 2022

National Dress Like a Slut Day

An American holiday that occurs on or around Halloween during which women get tarted up and dress as slutty nurses, slutty cops, slutty superheroes, slutty schoolgirls, slutty cats, slutty cowgirls, slutty cheerleaders, etc.

For National Dress Like a Slut Day, my girl wore a pointy hat and a black bikini with her tits and ass hanging out and said it was a witch costume.

by JazmanTestifyin May 21, 2024

NASA Dress Rehearsal

When sleeping next to your partner and you line up your butthole directly with a partner’s hole and fart. Their reaction let’s you know if the rehearsal was a success and you’re ready to move on to space docking.

I woke up my wife by lining up my butthole to her butthole to perform a NASA Dress Rehearsal before the space docking later in the month. She screamed that she felt the fart deep in her butt. I knew then, my years of preparation made me ready for the Space Dock. T-minus 20 days…

by Ice Meow September 24, 2022