Soldier 1: When did the rebels get tanks?
Commanding Officer: Those aren't tanks; those are bulldozers.
Soldier 2: Holy shit, commander, you're right!
Commanding Officer: Hit the dirt! They're coming this way!
Commanding Officer: Those aren't tanks; those are bulldozers.
Soldier 2: Holy shit, commander, you're right!
Commanding Officer: Hit the dirt! They're coming this way!
by Stupidly Sophisticated April 25, 2020
Get the Hit the dirt!mug. A vagina so filthy that it has begun to look like a dirt matted leather wallet. A Dirt Wallet will often carry diseases and should be avoided at all costs.
Dirt Wallets should only be approached after a thorough cleaning has been completed, and tests have been performed to ensure the Dirt Wallet is disease free.
Dirt Wallets should only be approached after a thorough cleaning has been completed, and tests have been performed to ensure the Dirt Wallet is disease free.
Guy #1 - "Hey did you hook up with that girl last night?"
Guy #2 - "No, she had a total Dirt Wallet. I almost threw up."
Guy #2 - "No, she had a total Dirt Wallet. I almost threw up."
by The Murricane January 5, 2011
Get the Dirt Walletmug. by Pittsburgh Kid 1 November 28, 2021
Get the Dirt Racingmug. A filthy location, such as a roller rink, where other activities, such as Zumba, are performed out of necessity.
There is no Zumba class at the gym tonight so I guess we are going to have to risk disease & go to the dirt den.
by danceypantz January 12, 2011
Get the dirt denmug. by BROthePRO January 16, 2019
Get the Dirt Armymug. by SerialMike February 2, 2017
Get the raw as dirtmug.