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dialrrhea

"Dude I received 23 phone calls from you in last 5 minutes. Quit butt-dialing me."

"Sorry. I have dialrrhea"
by mrmonks February 14, 2012
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Dima

PimpLord5000. Smokes weed and eats aprons and shoelaces, all whilst performing a drunken pirouette on a bicycle performing 3 backflips simultaneously. Noobmaster69 and TheLegend27's father.
That faggot is a real Dima!
by XirG August 27, 2019
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Dima

Dima is a female name in the Middle East.

It is also a disease that will make you walk around and smile most of the time for no reason.
He seems crazy in love with her . He must know a dima
by AGC2838 December 17, 2019
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Chunk dialing

When a person vomits from being drunk, and the barf chunks hit the numbers on the phone and dial a random number.
A: Hello?

B: ...

A: Hello???

B: graaaugh!!!

A: OMG! Eww! Are you chunk dialing me?

*NEXT DAY*

C: Dude, this hot chick at the bar was totally chunk dialing people last night. It was disgusting.
by PnB February 15, 2010
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Loaf Dialogue

1)Talking about feces. "I gotta poop!"

2)When conversation/story telling is stretched and explanation gets to a stage where the facts are distorted, the content is

questionable, and needless to say, the "shit" gets deep, and the verbage begins to drag on and on. One must call a Loaf Dialogue timeout, and bring accuracy back to any topic being discussed.
J - "You should have seen the fish I caught. It was HUGE! It was 29" and at least 6.2lbs."
D- "Did you measure and weigh it? Was it a new record?"
J - "Well... I put it on the hood of my truck and by the size and how the hood began to"
D - "Loaf Dialogue!"

(Imaginary whistle blows in the background, the subtle sounds of echoing 'BULLSHIT' is heard! Silence ensue's... for approx 3-5 seconds.)

J - "Well I didn't exactly get the measurement/weight, but it was a big fish."
by Dingle B January 18, 2011
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High Speed Dial Up

My high speed internet is slow right now, I am using high speed dial up internet
by 50% Cat November 17, 2011
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dialup

perhaps the definition of technological
evil often associated with the blaring,
deafening, screeching noises it makes as it
starts up. "BEEEEEEEEaaaaaaaaHHHhhhhccccSHHHHHHHH
SHHHHHHHcccccccccccccc"
dialup gives you aids
by neochica September 8, 2007
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