Decal

A person Who doesn't have anything between their legs, so they use a sticker to compensate for not having anyhing.

I heard he doesn't have anything down there, he must be a Decal

by Grue Is watching March 8, 2010

dial head

idiot / stupid fucking idiot

anyone with a Nokia phone and predictive text will know the source of this.

Louass was a total dial head when he threw his shin pad on the roof.

by pogostick1 January 17, 2009

dialectable

"deliciously evil"
take the dia..from diabolical and the lectable from delectable..and well there you go.

Guy: Tell me when he calls you later so I can call him.
Girl: Why...?
Guy: My plan is too dialectable for you to know...that's so not how you spell diabolical huh?
Girl: Well.. We can say you made a new word that means evil+delicious =

by shhhimasecret February 9, 2009

dial-up

Adj.> to be extremely slow to act, move or decide.

A reference to dial-up internet connections notorious for their long loading times.

It's been your turn forever. You are so dial-up.

by Armand Potez February 6, 2010

Dial-up

When you're too cheap to have mobile internet.

Yo hit me up on foursquared later....Huh?..... Player you still on 'dial-up'?

by Horacio H. September 25, 2010

dialrrhea

To butt-dial someone over and over again.

"Dude I received 23 phone calls from you in last 5 minutes. Quit butt-dialing me."

"Sorry. I have dialrrhea"

by mrmonks February 14, 2012

Chunk dialing

When a person vomits from being drunk, and the barf chunks hit the numbers on the phone and dial a random number.

A: Hello?

B: ...

A: Hello???

B: graaaugh!!!

A: OMG! Eww! Are you chunk dialing me?

*NEXT DAY*

C: Dude, this hot chick at the bar was totally chunk dialing people last night. It was disgusting.

by PnB February 15, 2010