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foursquared 

The completed project of becoming increasingly metrosexual while at the same time thinking you are better than everybody else. People who have undergone a foursquare transfromation can be seen with spiky hair, plaid button-up shirts, skinny jeans, and unholy amounts of piercings. Another tell-tale sign of a foursuared individual is that they feel the need to sing, although they lack the talents of muscianship and the ability to stay in key.
John use to be really cool, but then he got foursquared and no one likes him.
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Foursquaring 

A term used to cover for your presence in a place with which you don't want to be identified, indicating you are only here to get credit for a check-in.
Friend: Dude, why are you at a gay bar?
You: I'm just Foursquaring.
Foursquaring by CeeScott March 16, 2010

Foursquare 

A mobile device application in which users "check in" to venues, businesses, and restaurants. Users can then see where their friends are as well as what locations are "trending" (heavily attended at the moment).
I just checked Foursquare and apparently Savanah just got here.
Foursquare by cantellama July 31, 2010

Foursquare Nazi 

A person who will pass a judgement on your distant check-ins on Foursquare and question your ethics while calling you fake on the basis of your usage of a fun casual location based social network
a certain human cartoon hybrid from sarojini nagar is a fuckin foursquare nazi
Foursquare Nazi by Papa Kancha October 21, 2011

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026
A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.
"0/10 hopeslop"
Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026
Word of the Day on August 8, 2026