Detroit Home Invasion

When a man dumps a bowl of glass shards into his partner’s (preferably a female’s) vagina and proceeds to dropkick the woman repeatedly until she orgasms.

Never go to the city of Detroit, unless you’re prepared for a Detroit Home Invasion.

by DoomedMoon October 19, 2021

Muddy Detroit

When your partner mounts his or her ass on your stomach and farts simulating a raspberry by means of the ass. Make sure any chocolaty goodness leaves skids and tire marks. Don't forget to flood the belly button.

And guess what? There's Muddy Detroit for dessert! Susan made sure to eat a significant quantity of fiber one bars for Steve's Muddy Detroit on Tuesday night. A Muddy Detroit never goes well in a swimming pool. Elaine gave Beth four Muddy Detroits before she took a shower.

by Gushers April 21, 2008

Detroit bakery

In the act of taking shit from your own butt hole and putting it in someone else's butt hole, then butt fucking them

I Christian Ellis gave you a Detroit bakery last night while you were sleeping

by Nuttsack69 October 18, 2011

detroit red wing

When you eat a girl out that is on her period leaving blood on your face like you've been eating hot wings.

Dan had Detroit Red Wings when he ate out Emily while she was on her period

by Zach23 May 26, 2006

Detroit Red Wings

the oldest team in the NHL not by age of franchise but by average age of players

brett hull played for the Detroit Red Wings he was like 57

by theevilpower December 25, 2005

detroit

Hometown of:
-The second worst Baseball team ever
(Seconded to the 62' mets)
-One of the 3 worst NFL teams ever
(The other 2 being Arizona/St. Louis
Cardinals and the New Orleans Saints)
-A shitty Basketball team that is doing OK right now.
AND
-THE BEST FUCKING HOCKEY TEAM TO EVER PUT ON SKATES!

The wings are the greeetes!

by Linux System Message February 29, 2004

Detroit Thunder

whilst engaging in anal sex with your partner, begin spinning him/her in cirular manner around the penis while trhusting to create the thunder

I totally gave my roomate's best friend a Detroit thunder on his couch.(a fat chick)

Could you hear that Detroit thunder last night?

by Blain Warnack September 21, 2005