meal deal syndrome

A syndrome in which someone can see through walls and look at nearby meal deals.

Ben: Where do you reckon' we eat tonight?
Jemma: Subway have got a deal on for a footlong
Ben:How'd you know that?
Jemma:I've got meal deal syndrome

by Seanomania August 29, 2016

big deal

Someone who is of exceptional importance (especially celebs)

Person 1: I have no idea who you are.

Person 2: Actually, I'm kinda a big deal.

Person 3: It's true, he has 78 followers on twitter.

by elrobino May 1, 2009

double dealing

Adjective, meaning treacherous, deceitful, etc.

"Racism and greed keep the people in need
from getting what's rightfully theirs
Cheating, stealin and double dealing
as they exploit the peoples fears" - The Last Poets

by Black-Velvet March 31, 2009

yo yo yo whats the dealio

a common phrase used by travis at very random times. Also means whats happening. Extremly annoying!

yo yo yo whats the dealio!!!! (this would be used when you walk in to class to say hey im here)

by s-shizzle September 30, 2006

Deal

A verbal expression denoting that fate cannot be changed.

"Hey Mike did you sleep with that Lauren chick?"

"Yeah, Why?"

"You know she has herpes, right?"

"No way, Goddamn-it! I knew some-shit like this..."

"Haha! Deal. You really dealt. Let me take this time to chuckle to myself because you probably will be dealing for the rest of your insignificant fucking life with disfigured genitalia. Why don't you call the fucking whambulance while your at it you fucking douche? Do you smell that?"

"Huh?"

"It smells like pussy, fuck-face. And you know what, I don't give a flying fuck what the fuck happens to you because your a flat out utter cunt. Deal bitch!"

"Thanks for the support, bro."

by The Chuckle Monster March 5, 2009

dealing average

The percentage calculation of your drug deal successes compared to your failures.

Duder 1: "Yo man I dropped some vicodin last night in the city. My dealing average is 100%."

Duder 2: "Aw shutup man. That was your first deal. Give it time, you'll fuck up."

by westfalia February 12, 2010

dope dealer

Someone who deals dope aka weed. You can usually find these guys at the corners of the streets.

They usually wear shady glasses and look suspicious. Be careful they may have automatic clocks in their waste bands.

Dope dealer -snagged a zip hit me up I got dat furniture ain't frontin. Get at me. Church.

by Kid Akim September 17, 2013