Sweet Dick Daddy

He's got a body that's rock hard & can turn you on just thinking about it... a perfectly perfect cawk in every possible way.. like it was made just for you... a perfect key to fit inside your keyhole.. like the fit of your favorite pair of jeans.. and you can see his beautiful sweetness when he smiles after he's lit you up....

His name is most definitely Richard ❤

You only find a sweet dick daddy once in your life..

by Stiffknee August 23, 2018

Mr. Richard Sugar Daddy

Sometimes called RJ. Mr. Richard Sugar Daddy is just a really tall Pimp with massive shoulders, he has the funds to be a real sugar daddy but he would rather be a durry daddy (giving girls cigarettes in trade for sexual pleasure). He has one girl, or eagle in mind but is called Sugar Daddy by another. He also minds if people hit that yeet. His hobbies include acting gay with a particular friend and playing ode to joy on a not tuned guitar. His favorite word is Creampie and he can't be in a skype call without making weird inhumane noises.

'What are you fucking gay?' - Boii
'Well Rafe's man tits look pretty good but no' -Mr. Richard Sugar Daddy

'CREAMPIE'-girl
'OOH I like you, let me serenade you with ode to joy'- Mr. Richard Sugar Daddy

'Sugar Daddy give me that sugar hun' -Sugar Baby

by crushtheseescapingwords November 19, 2016

space daddy

It's about high time someone said it so here goes

Space daddy is shiro from the reboot of the old voltron show

OMG HE'S MY DAD FROM SPACE....HE'S MY SPACE DADDY

by Sooooommedoooood February 25, 2017

saccharine daddy

not quite a sugar daddy.

Yeah, I've got CZ's and gold plated jewlery because my man is a saccharine daddy. He can't afford to be a sugar daddy.

by MallaLubba July 28, 2010

suger daddy

Person who gives money to people that sleep with them

I got lots of money from my suger daddy last night

by 1lovebigbutts July 25, 2017

silver daddy

In gay porn, an older man. The same as a "daddy," but with grey hair.

Usually in their 60's and up.

Matt: "Hey, Emjed! Did you have fun with your silver daddy last night?"

Emjed: "Boy, did I! He was so wrinkly and grey. Mmmm. Mmmm. Good."

by Mulefas June 22, 2008

ian-mcbanging-shit-daddy

when you are having a shit in the toilet and forget you didnt lock the door and your dad walks in whilst you are masturbating and using your own shit as lube and your dad automatically shits himself at what he has just seen.

Tony: i was unlucky yesterday mate

Steve: why what happened?

Tony: I was having a great dirty wank when my dad caught me of guard with an ian-mcbanging-shit-daddy.

Steve: Oh man, unlucky pal but cheer up my dad nearly caught me last week but I managed to wash my dick in time.

by Bendyman123 June 16, 2011