Tazmanian Cluster Fuck

When something is fucked up all to be damn.

That meeting yesterday was nothing but a Tazmanian Cluster Fuck.

by cattle55 April 8, 2003

cluster-fuck

A cluster-fuck is when a half dozen guys fuck another dude in his asshole.

I got cluster-fucked in the cadet showers this morning!

by USAF Cadet July 22, 2021

Cluster

It is a polite way of saying Cluster Fuck when you can't say Fuck. Mostly used in normal speech in front of parents, small children, clergy or PC co-workers.

"Oh man, that 17 car pile up on the Beltway was a huge Cluster. I had no idea when or if I was going to get out of it alive."

by SusanHunt September 18, 2005

Mongolia Clusterfuck

A place that's far away.

We parked in Mongolia Clusterfuck.

by kennyb43 September 29, 2009

Clusterfuck

A group of too many people (or objects) up each others asses, while acting ignorantly.

When you are driving on the highway and can't pass others because there are 4-8 ignorant cars all blocking the highway, creating a clusterfuck.

by Lay Eggs February 16, 2009

cluster fuck

An impossible situation that causes much frustration but often is unforseen. These give a person a headache when simply thinking about resolving one.

When you invite three girls to a party and try to hook up with all of them, then you have a real cluster fuck on your hands.

by Andy Rozo December 28, 2005

clusterfuck

When nobody (in administration) is doing their job and people can pretty much do what they want without being held accountable for anything.

All the kids in school were skipping classes and the teachers were doing absolutely nothing. What a clusterfuck!

by firestar March 3, 2007