snot curtain

When one blows ones nose, leaving behind a curtain of snot in ones mustache after the blowing of the nose.

He blew his nose and left a snot curtain in his mustache after he was finished.

by SantaSDC April 24, 2014

Curtain call

The moment you take the blindfold off your girlfriend to reveal who really was having sex with her.

You should have seen her face after the curtain call.

by Scizzott 402 July 26, 2022

Jerk Curtain

A privacy curtain in barrack type bunking. This allows the occupant of the bunk to jerk off in private. See "hot bunking" also.

Dirty Eddie never closes his jerk curtain while he is chocking his chicken....so gross.

by Bosundave121 September 05, 2022

curtain wiper

curtain wiper
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noun
1.
person (esp. male) who uses shower curtain to wipe penis after masturbating.
2.
an otherwise contemptible person.

"That Justin Bieber, 'e's a right curtain wiper, 'e is."

by Johnny B. Wankstain April 09, 2013

Curtain Butt

a floppy, saggy, generally nasty butt

"What you talkin' about...Curtain Butt? I'd hit that!"

by SPDRMN October 05, 2006

beaded curtain

the act of peppering one's scrotum with an airsoft pistol

she tied me up and gave me a beaded curtain

by gmFuzy June 29, 2011

beef curtain

The left hand side flange (vagina) flap

Man, that girl beef curtain is super hairy

by Roo & Jess January 26, 2008