J crust

The polite term for jesus christ

Oh J crust I failed my class

by skylar&evan June 12, 2007

Crust

Someone who talks a load of crap for an extended period of time and does not know when to shut up!! The action is known as crusting. Frequently overused by some people which in itself is crusting!!

Steven - I saw the other day on this website that if you stand instead of sit during most of your daily activities you burn an extra 37 calories a day....how cool is that??!!

Fred - Dude your crusting, i've never heard anyone as crusty as you in my life....you are the definition of crust!!!

by Mike 'Wheels' Robinson March 30, 2009

crust

The dried vaginal secretions that can appear around the clitoral area of women who do not bathe themselves.

Damn, did you see the crust on that bitch?

by Big Al September 15, 2003

bustin crustaceans

you shoot shells out of a shotgun, and shells are crustaceans, so ur bustin crustaceans

also crustaceans are like bones, so if your bustin crustaceans, you might be breaking bones

yo dakilla, chirp these fools runnin up on are spot, im bout to start bustin crustaceans.

by ragz February 8, 2007

crust monger

A person, involved and dedicated to cool but unable to achieve it!

"See that guy by the bar, what a Crust Monger."
"Oh yes, a monger of the Crust indeed!"

by Matthew Gair July 2, 2006

Crust boat

A makeshift raft consisting of equal parts bread crust, twig and leaf (crust = hull, twig = mast and leaf = sail).

Construct as following; attach the leaf to the twig by piercing the leaf at both ends and sliding the twig through each hole. Attach mast to hull by piercing crust with twig / leaf so as to stand perpendicular to the crust.

Give your vessel a name and watch in delight as it sails out towards bewildered ducks who may, or may not take a bite.

Dude, want to go feed some ducks?

Hell's yeah son, I'm gonna break out a crust boat.

by the limey December 24, 2008

crust-adjuster

the little knob on the toaster that makes you think you are in control

I like my toast dark so I use the crust-adjuster knob

by jestercat November 20, 2010