Hate Crime

Something that white gay girls joke about because they think eyeliner is going to kill someone

Emma said to me “I’m going to get hate crimed here”. Having no idea that my family has been hate crimed for being black.

by nobody-knows7 May 19, 2021

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Math Crime

When someone breaks the rule of math. Most commonly when someone sucks at algebra or trig.

Committing a math crime can result in going to math hell or math purgatory.

by Bezzybazbear July 20, 2022

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That's a thing you made up and you're not the arbiter of identity and you're appealing to the authority of a God you don't believe in. You and your guest take turns actively conflating the literal and the symbolic and you presuppose that there is anything wrong with the absence of humility.

Hym "Not allowing you to ascribe identify is a Lucifarian Crime, to you? 'Crime' implies that it's something that should be punished. What is the punishment for Lucifarian Crime, Jordan? This is the problem with your religion. Now everyone is doing it. Everyone thinks they have some sort of extra-judicial moral authority and the rallying cry against socialism is literally the defense of that extra- judicial authority. George Soros wants to be God and if we don't let him it's evil. Jordan Peterson wants to be High-Priest of Ascribing Identity and if we don't let him it's a Lucifarian Crime. We haven't humbled ourselves beneath him enough. So, no. It needs to stop. The law is the law and fair is fair. No extra-judicial authority for anyone."

by Hym Iam November 7, 2023

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True crime

Noun a genre of books films products that focuses on real crime cases etc

I read a book It was very fun it was about a mass murder what a true crime story

by Hiyalolasr June 11, 2025

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Crime

An act created by false leaders who lack the ability to know self worth without having groups of people to consider beneath their level of desired achievement.

If it wasnt for all this crime all blacks and Latinos would be lawyers living in Beverly Hills.

The crime rate is down I guess I'll be kissing another obama's ass...

How did Cortez become a senator? I thought all Hispanic had crimes, who dropped the ball Billy?

by Dredfulluc April 18, 2021

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