Creamy Roz

The sex act of ejaculating into an ugly cougar while stoned.

Jake: Yo bro how'd it go last night?
Bill: I went home with that ugly ass cougar, but I said fuck it and gave her a Creamy Roz

by Ballsackman April 25, 2022

ninja creami

The act of eating ice cream out of someone's ass.

My husband ninja creamied me last night with a pint of Chunky Monkey.

by cat-daddy June 9, 2025

Creamy

adj./n./adv./v. - A phrase to be used to express a feeling of unease and discomfort in social contexts. This is utilized often with budding relationships and introduction to new individuals.

"Hey, Katie! How did your date go with Jack?"
"Ehh...it was pretty uncomfortable to be honest. He acted so creamy when trying to hold my hand."
"Shoot! If only he was just crunchier about it all we would be fine."

"I acted so CREAMY around Sarah!"
"It's ok, Izzie, you'll be more comfortable next time!"

by EASYBAKEITUP May 2, 2018

Creamy backsplash

When mid fuck missionary, you flip her over and finish on her back

Man I just gave my wife a creamy backsplash. Little did I know she meant the tile for our kitchen.

by McNugget22 April 8, 2021

creamy cream

Very creamy ejaculation usually from a women

Omg that is some creamy cream

by Mudog69 April 8, 2021

hot steamy creamy

It’s when you leave a hot shot of sperm in side the all mighty V.

Who’s down for a hot steamy creamy ?

by Big-D-1984 October 21, 2017

Creamy Soldier

When you cum and your dick is still erect, so it resembles a soldier standing tall as he creams.

Person 1 - Woah bro, she gave me the creamy soldier last night!! It was awesome!
Person 2 - No way! Mine just gets soft bro!

by Creeperhannah October 5, 2021