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catching the crazy turkey

A sexual act in which 6 chickens, Michael, and Lindsay (as a bird) gather in a bed and make sweet, sweet eggs.
Michael, you're busy over there in Lindsay's bed catching the crazy turkey.
by cjfrey96 December 13, 2014
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Cracking Toast Bobbett!

A nonsensical exclamation used in situations of unexplainable awesomeness.
Person 1: So, I heard you liek Mudkipz.
Person 2: Cracking toast bobbett!
Person 1: Lol wut?
Person 2: FUCK YOU AND YOUR HOUSE I AM BATMAN
by Errorsolver January 12, 2009
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Cracking open a cold one with the boys

When you drink, typically beer or some other alcoholic beverage, with the boys and have a good time.
"Hey, you able to hang out this weekend?"
"Sure, we'll be Cracking open a cold one with the boys."
by Sataniel00 January 8, 2021
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sheet clutching

A phrase used to portray the angst resulting from street cocaine use. Can also be used to describe the actual act of insufflating street cocaine. It represents the anxious feeling of having the compulsion to clutch your sheets in bed unable to sleep or relax.
As a verb: Guys, I'm not going to the birthday party; I'm sheet clutching tonight.

As an adjective: Man, that llello last night was gangster sheet clutchy.
by napkinsPH February 15, 2010
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Cracking an egg

When you're hitting it from the back and right before you cum you hop on her back tap your dick on the back of their head twice then cum on top of her head so it drizzles down her forehead.
Bro I was fucking Layla last night and I ended up cracking an egg on her head.
by Pony boy's homie August 31, 2017
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Crinching

I was crinching ealier today in the privacy of my home-office.
by chrinchers December 23, 2010
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Face-cracking

This is when you've done everything you possibly can on your facebook account hours ago but still stayed up to the wee hours of the morning to the point that all the words blur and your dailies are able to be collected all over again.
"Why are you so tired?"

"I was face-cracking all night"
by TornOpen February 18, 2010
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