by eddythebastard April 13, 2016
Get the christmas crackermug. Chiefly British def - setting off a firecracker, or "Christmas Cracker". Christmas crackers are a traditional Christmas favorite in the UK. The Christmas Crackers are short cardboard tubes wrapped in colourful paper. There is normally a Cracker next to each plate on the Christmas dinner table. When the crackers are pulled - with a bang! - a colourful party hat, a toy or gift and a festive joke falls out.
"Sirius had not contacted Harry at all ... he did not like to think of Sirius alone in his mother's old house, perhaps pulling a lonely cracker (pull a cracker) with Kreacher."
J.K. Rowling.Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix. New York. Arthur A. Levine books (Scholastics). 2003
J.K. Rowling.Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix. New York. Arthur A. Levine books (Scholastics). 2003
by tieztoez July 3, 2016
Get the pull a crackermug. The Florida Cracker has become an endangered species, mostly because of all the golf-playing, non-driving, constant-bitching ASSHOLE yankee retirees that move to Fla.
by The Last Rebel September 2, 2008
Get the Florida Crackermug. by dorkbreath October 23, 2011
Get the Al-Crackermug. another word for Pepperidge Farm's Goldfish Crackers. Because they are in the shape of a goldfish, people call them fishy crackers.
by Arcanitte November 11, 2010
Get the Fishy Crackersmug. A term used to describe a person who acts like an ignorant fool.
Picture someone who is so low, he or she is not even worthy to eat a cracker topped with your droppings.
Picture someone who is so low, he or she is not even worthy to eat a cracker topped with your droppings.
"Yo momma is so fat she sat on a dolla and popped out fo' quatas!"
"My mom just died of leukemia you anus cracker."
"My mom just died of leukemia you anus cracker."
by Liz P March 12, 2007
Get the anus crackermug. by Dayripper September 5, 2004
Get the cracker headmug.