Cow brothal

A place where guys can go to pay to have sex with cows.

John's got a job on a cow brothal.

by Deep blue 2012 July 10, 2010

cow whore

a random insult when theres actually no reason to be in sulting a person. Really confuses and offends them so you get to laugh.

betty: can i sit here?
sue: no.
betty:why?
sue: because your a cow whore

by dispatch131xhd June 21, 2005

cow tipping

When someone walks into a bar or store and finds the most obese person in the place and proceeds to walk up, push them to the ground, and promptly vacate the premises.

This can cause reactions of extreme violence by the victim and others, so it is important to leave immediately after performing the act.

"Hey did you hear about that new bar down the street? We should go do some cow tipping."

by M Rockwell February 24, 2007

Cow patch

A love bite lol, a REALLY big one!

A:look at that icky on your neck lol!
B: its the size of a cow patch innit? I know! (goes red lol)

by Trinkbar_Trina March 29, 2005

Cow Tamer

A Cow Tamer is a slim male or female who interacts sexually with someone overweight.
Very similar to Chubby Chaser

Person 1: Hey, you see Joe over there?
Person 2: Yeah, of course.
Person 1: He's a total Cow Tamer
Person 2: No shit?
Person 1: Yeah, I know right?

by James from Tejas May 16, 2009

Cow Boy Roy

New Zealand slang

cow boy roy is someone that comes from the south and goes to hostels cow boy roys like rodeos and bull rides they chew tobacco and spit an there spit makes metal clinging sounds cow boy roys are good mates and are cool and have cool curly hair

Person One:Look At That Kid

Person Two:Whata Cow boy roy

by JoeyBoii9cg224 June 11, 2009

cow-irker

the people in the office who serve no function other than to get on your nerves and impede any progress

I don't understand how so many people are getting laid off. All that's left now are the cow-irkers.

by Reni Valentine May 21, 2010