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fish counter

A fish counter is a vagina which smells like fish.
John: Oi oi hear about alice and her fish counter?
Bob: Yeah everyone knows I think she needs some baby wipes for her vagina
by Mat365 January 22, 2018
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Counter reaction

When an old worn counter is sick of being the underdog.
A counter losing its cool.
If the counter is allergic to Eg. cheezels, then if the item is placed on the surface the counter may crack, sneeze or swell, hence creating a counter reaction.
Don’t put that on the bench! We don’t want another counter reaction!!
by Ninja-de-hissinyoface September 27, 2020
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Line Counter

A line counter is a construction worker stuck in their old ways, unwilling to adopt adopt new products or technology to make lives easier or faster. They reject the notion that any improvements could be made to tools or processes used in construction and home improvements and prefer to things the traditional way out of stubbornness and technology aversion.
That plumber John is a real line counter, the dude is still using a hand powered drill and flip phone since 2005.

"if you don't know how to use insert traditional tool/process/technique here, you wouldn't be working on my job site" - Line Counter commenting on any social media post
by Jimmy Hardhat June 25, 2024
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counter sutra

A play on words, “ Kama Sutra“ you’re railing your s/o on the counter.
Hey babe, do you wanna do “counter sutra”?
by Mr.Big1 October 1, 2022
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COUNTER-ZAZA

Messing up and not apologizing.

Counter intuitive

Could also mean countering the effects of Kush
that’s so not like her, admit it, it’s counter-zaza.

Help, pass me something to counter-zaza myself, I’m cross fading too hard
by mimosabob September 23, 2025
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Counter resistance

Resistance to resistance, just like counter surveillance is someone watching somebody watching somebody.
by Solid Mantis December 4, 2020
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bathroom counter trick

When a girl takes a picture of her behind sitting on the counter to make her butt look nicer.
Bella's ass looked so nice with the bathroom counter trick.
by Ursxbkufvkufb July 13, 2017
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