cough

Head, oral sex.

Ay brother, yo shawty was giving me some crazy cough last night on king David.

by Hahahajejedn July 15, 2025

Sneeze-Cough Phantom Shart

When you sneeze, cough and shart all at the same time. Or so you think. You check your drawls and discover there’s no poop. You’ve just “phantom sharted”.

I just sneeze-cough phantom sharted. I’m sure of this because I checked my drawls.

John sneeze-cough phantom sharted during a job interview.

by Phantom Shart April 8, 2023

Fein Cough

The type of thick cough after vaping for a period of time, usually has thick, weird tasting phlegm.

“Ever since I started vaping, I’ve been having crazy Fein Coughs.”

by bababsjjibby April 30, 2024

Stall cough

Stall Cough: A sound made while sitting on a public toilet to let a newly entered patron know someone else is in the bathroom.

To avoid an accidental stall entry, John stall coughed when he heard someone enter the bathroom.

by OJD1 May 29, 2018

Meat coughs

When, after a large heavy meal, you are breathing deep and you have to cough it out.

*Coughs* I've just got the meat coughs from that big mac

by Zoebly16 October 9, 2017

AURGGG *coughs like an ipad kid*

Uhm basically me

man: hey kid give me your ipad :) kid: NO AURGGG *coughs like an ipad kid*

by bee_offical April 2, 2022