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Corporatese

A manner of speaking that uses the most amount of words to give the least amount of information. Most often used by Upper Management when not wanting to, or be able to, give a direct answer.Very often used when put on the spot.
The bank president used corporatese to justify his multimillion dollar bonus after asking for a billion dollar government bailout.After 45 minutes of talking not one person who heard him could understand his justification, let alone repeat what he said.
by Jack Japes February 23, 2009
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corporament

the U.S. government ran by corporations. Or any established government put in place by war, manipulation, and above all MONEY
the United states Congress has made the Federal Government into a Corporament by selling their souls for the love of money and power to large corporations.
by datakon August 17, 2013
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Roblox Corporation

A corporation that sued Ruben Sim for exposing their worker for following a nsfw furry account
Roblox Corporation: you have forfeited your life privileges, ruben sim C:<
by woolf🦊 January 1, 2022
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corporaterrorists

1. Synonymous with corporate lobbyists.

These are terrorists who work on behalf of the largest, wealthiest transnational corporations to destroy the lives of regular people by holding politicians and governmental entities hostage with threats of bankrolling their opponents with campaign contributions (or worse) if their interests are not served by the political system and those who hold power within it.

2. One who commits an act of corporaterrorism.
The United States Congress could easily pass health care reform that covers everyone and doesn't bankrupt people who have to use the health insurance they have, good insurance like citizens in every other developed country around the world enjoy, if not for the corporaterrorists threatening to spend millions of dollars of their money to run campaign ads against any Senator or Congressman who votes for too much reform.
by eminentcreativity December 16, 2009
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The Genda Corporation

One who is the master at the game of monopoly.

Someone who is unbeatable at Monopoly.
Jim bought Park Place and said "The Genda Corporation"

Dennis knew his money was getting low, The Genda Corporation had most of the properties.
by cheeks1128yahoo February 6, 2010
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Corporatocracy

Rule by an oligarchy of corporate elites through the manipulation of a formal democracy.
After the Supreme Court's decision in the Citizen's United case, the movement of the US towards a corporatocracy is complete.
by Stever51861 May 24, 2010
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Corporationalism

Corporationalism (Noun) is an economic and political theory advocating the rights and power of Corporation(s) over the individual, people, governments, locally, regionally, nationally and internationally. Its main characteristic are that it is fiercely opposed to "red tape", which can be anything from bank reform, union membership and health insurance reform to extra safety costs, the big corporations see government as a potential hindrance to their activities. Its main goal is to make the largest profit for its shareholders, for the least amount of costs. It is derived by the earlier concept of Corporatism.

Currently Corporatism is being replaced by a new, highly government- and regulation-resistant strain of "corporationalism". Corporatism has been known by many words in the past such as Corporate Capitalism Imperialism, Colonialization, Fascism.
Examples of Corporationalism include:

Citizens United v FEC(2010) landmark decision by the U.St. Sup. Ct., holding corporate funding of independent political broadcasts in elections cannot be limited under the 1st Amndt.

Massey Energy's mine explosion in W.V,.
BP Deepwater Horizon oil spill
Bhopal disaster which is the world's worst industrial catastrophe
by W&M1999 August 30, 2010
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