cooper

Disgusting fuckboy with an inflated sense of self and dick size.

Typical Cooper!!

by wordsmithaf August 10, 2016

alice cooper

sixty year old goth who throws chickens

alice cooper kicks ass

by stan April 12, 2006

kayleigh cooper

a real good looking individual, everyone wants to be her, she is a sex god, and one of the best people that you will ever meet

wow that girl last night was a real kayleigh cooper

by whoknowslol August 18, 2009

cooper

To Cooper (inf. verb): To shit ones pants
Past Tense: Coopered

I totally Coopered when I met Megan Fox.

I Coopered when Papa gave me an A on my English final.

Bro.... I just Coopered.

by coopalooplaxbro June 16, 2010

Bradley Coopered

To be really intoxicated; hammered drunk.

Let's get Bradley Coopered tonight!

Popped my first beer at noon, doing some day-Bradley Coopering.

I was completely Bradley Coopered last night, what happened?

If I take another shot I'm gonna be too Bradley Coopered to walk home.

by x-hotsauce-x August 14, 2011

Cooperidos

This is a disorder that causes you to do freaky things like make weird kissy faces, or stick your head in someones hoodie. Some of the other symptoms include telling a handful of girls the same thing at the same time. May also cause you to be crusty and have a lack of game when it comes to girls. The cause of this disorder is simply by being an asshole but in some cases you are just born with it and it cant be treated and you WILL die alone. Beware.

"Oh my god, he was diagnosed with cooperidos last week.. stay away!"

by qwertyuiop10 November 6, 2011

Cooper

I wonderful, loving best friend. He will always be there for you when you need him, even when you don't need him he'll be their. He will never judge you, and show you a great amount of love. Overall he's the best brother anyone could ask for.

"My brother is such a Cooper! He's so nice!"

"I'm not sure his name... but I hope he's a Cooper,"

by Girlfallingoffthebed April 23, 2018