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Coffee Roaster

Overall a complete and total baddass. One who knows an extraordinary amount about all aspects of coffee, including: origin of the raw bean, flavor profile of coffee from every country, temperatures at which the coffee roasts, roast levels, and knows a sucky cup of coffee just by smelling it. Basically, they're a drug dealer that instead of dealing weed or cocaine deals coffee.
Did you hear about that badass coffee roaster that orders his own beans overseas, roasts them in a homemade roaster made from a grill and a rotating trashcan, grinds it in a $200 grinder from Italy, and sells it to local coffee bars to put starbucks out of business?
by gngrtbag January 9, 2011
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Sexy Coffee

Coffee that is sexed up with alcohol, usually consumed early in the morning after a night of drinking.
Let's meet at the bar for some Sexy Coffee.
by coconutsunshine August 15, 2009
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cowboy coffee

Garrett: "How 'bouta cuppa cowboy coffee!?"

Will: "Daaaaaang."
by Double Dang March 1, 2010
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ice coffee

Coffee brewed hot then cooled down and put in a cup with ice. Optionally, tons of cream and sugar are added.
This Dunkin Donuts ice coffee is sex in a cup
by StoneTear October 22, 2004
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Coffee Crown

A coffee crown is a noun. Used when one has consumed so much coffee they become inebriated. It only lasts a few hours but the hangover is similar to that of a blacked out night, uncomfortable and generally excruciating. Each person's coffee crown may be different in size but usually, a coffee crown is an average of 20 cups of coffee during a 23.5 hour period.
I had a coffee crown all day, killer let down.
by kaffeeaddict May 8, 2019
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coffee money

A small amount of money given to an often homeless software engineer so that they can sit at a cafe and write open source software.
I can't pay you what you're worth, but I have some coffee money for the code you have.
by codes4coffee November 23, 2019
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Frankenstein coffee

When you have a normal cup of coffee with creamer and you add more coffee to it and have to match your previous creamer with the proper amount of additional creamer, so you have to experiment to make it just right and the experiment can go horribly wrong and ruin the entire cup. Like Frankenstein.
"Dude I hate having to make Frankenstein coffee."
by RKBizzle February 17, 2014
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