Overall a complete and total baddass. One who knows an extraordinary amount about all aspects of coffee, including: origin of the raw bean, flavor profile of coffee from every country, temperatures at which the coffee roasts, roast levels, and knows a sucky cup of coffee just by smelling it. Basically, they're a drug dealer that instead of dealing weed or cocaine deals coffee.
Did you hear about that badass coffee roaster that orders his own beans overseas, roasts them in a homemade roaster made from a grill and a rotating trashcan, grinds it in a $200 grinder from Italy, and sells it to local coffee bars to put starbucks out of business?
by gngrtbag January 9, 2011
Get the Coffee Roastermug. Coffee that is sexed up with alcohol, usually consumed early in the morning after a night of drinking.
by coconutsunshine August 15, 2009
Get the Sexy Coffeemug. by Double Dang March 1, 2010
Get the cowboy coffeemug. Coffee brewed hot then cooled down and put in a cup with ice. Optionally, tons of cream and sugar are added.
by StoneTear October 22, 2004
Get the ice coffeemug. A coffee crown is a noun. Used when one has consumed so much coffee they become inebriated. It only lasts a few hours but the hangover is similar to that of a blacked out night, uncomfortable and generally excruciating. Each person's coffee crown may be different in size but usually, a coffee crown is an average of 20 cups of coffee during a 23.5 hour period.
by kaffeeaddict May 8, 2019
Get the Coffee Crownmug. A small amount of money given to an often homeless software engineer so that they can sit at a cafe and write open source software.
by codes4coffee November 23, 2019
Get the coffee moneymug. When you have a normal cup of coffee with creamer and you add more coffee to it and have to match your previous creamer with the proper amount of additional creamer, so you have to experiment to make it just right and the experiment can go horribly wrong and ruin the entire cup. Like Frankenstein.
by RKBizzle February 17, 2014
Get the Frankenstein coffeemug.