clefairying

When two retarded girls are having sex to some how get pregnant and a dude walks in and helps them out by giving them a little moonblast magic.

“Yo did you here that maddison and emily were trying to get pregnant by fucking?”
“Dude it was a threesome derek came and started clefairying the shit out of that sitch”

by KnowledgeEgg October 30, 2019

clean spout

A dick without disease.

Oh man, you shoulda used a rubber when tappin' that shit, now you ain't got a clean spout.

by smashbottoms December 9, 2002

clean clam

when the area around the vagina is lacking pubic hair.

samantha, shes got a clean clam.

by sho bozzle February 22, 2007

cleanin' out your brush

Figuring out facts about a person by asking them semi-deep questions.

Curtis: You gonna trick or treat this Halloween?

Mike: Not sure, why?

Curtis: Just wondering...Do you like Diet Pepsi?

Mike: What is this, 20 questions?

Curtis: I'm just cleanin' out your brush, man.

by curtis' brain October 12, 2008

Clean the droid

When ordered to perform a task below one's station.

"Padme being sent by the decoy queen to clean R2D2."
"I made photo copies all day, and when I was done they had me clean the droid."

by Droideka December 31, 2009

cleaning out the barn

1. an epic dump
2. a medical procedure which requires cleaning of the colon, i.e. colonoscopy

Man, I ran out of toilet paper last night while cleaning out the barn and I had to use my boxers.

by SmooveDog May 22, 2011

Clean Eugene

A variant of the Dirty Sanchez, when you need to escape a horrible smell you apply hand sanitizer to the upper lip.

"Man, that girl smell so bad when I ate her out I needed a Clean Eugene"

by baloo_the_bear22 January 22, 2014