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Mud Claw

When you finger a girl's sphincter and get shit all over it.
My finger went in the wrong hole, and Suzie gave me a Mud Claw.
by Nikkiiuh January 17, 2024
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Hoof Claw

To fuck a girl with a vertical Spock hand gesture.
Last night I hoof clawed the shit out of this girl and then shot kids on her face.
by Impure zero September 30, 2017
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The old lobster claw

When your shrimp doesn’t cut it, so you give her the old lobster claw 4 in the puss one in the ass.
Yeah man my new girl hates shrimp.

Well good thing you can still give her the old lobster claw
by StonedAF October 13, 2023
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Crab Claw Sail

The Crab Claw Sail : A prehistoric 3000 BCE sail invented in Panay Island.

Soriano versus The Ping Tan Museum: The Crab Claw Sail was an essential design of the Paraws of Iloilo. The Paraws came from Panay not from Luzon since they term Banca as Sibat while Ilonggos call it Bancao or Tumbak-Tumbak. Which means that the Paraw evolved in Panay Island and not in Luzon, nor Cebu or nor Leyte nor in Butuan City.

May I remind the good museum that to make the Crab Claw Sail of the Panay Paraws you need Pandan fibers. 5000 years ago there were no Pandan leaves in Taiwan or China hence it was not possible for them to make the CRAB CLAW SAIL.

The Crab Claw Sail of the Austronesians predated that of the lateral sails of the Europeans and the Square Sails of the Arabs for thousands of years. And guess what, you need Pandan Fibers, Sinamay, Pineapple fibers, etc which are salt-water resistant.

It was not possible to sail from Taiwan to Hawaii, Borneo to Madagascar, etc without the Crab Claw Sails (Triangular Sails) which undoubtedly can be traced only to the Paraws of Panay. I am backed by the epic stories of the Jalaudnons, Tumandoks and the Suludnons where the term BANCA originated. The precursor of the PARAWS. The precursor of the Barangays and the Kunlunpo.

SO EVERYTIME YOU SEE A CHINESE JUNK IN HONGKONG, remember who invented the Crab Claw Sail. It was the Austronesians of Panay Island.
You cannot travel far without the Crab Claw Sail
by Cyclonetrading July 28, 2025
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It is described as the act of pleasuring a women with the use of one's hand. The act as described as "devastator" is to make a fist and insert into the woman's vigina, the next act of the "grenade" is to quickly open the hand so the fingers are spread as far apart as possible while still inside the women, the final act of the "reverse bear claw" is to curl your fingers (as if you're scratching a person's back) and quickly pull out.
My girl has been pissing me off by hitting me in the nuts by "accident" so I decided to giver her the ol' devastator, grenade, reverse bear claw (DGRBC) (DGR)
by Dir7ygash November 30, 2016
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The Claw

“The claw has really wide eyes, just like a fish
by Dat boi02 January 8, 2021
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West Texas Poop Claw

The fine art of pooping in your own hand too finger your woman
We got wild last night! I hit her with the ol West Texas Poop Claw!
by Jack Kingofferson March 30, 2020
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