Classic darren

Means gay or bent comes from the english footballer Darren bent

That’s classic darren

by Nerdiate June 15, 2018

Classic Bannister

The act of being awful at anything and everything

Tom that was Classic Bannister

by Y0Mum July 17, 2018

classic 500

When you're sitting at a red light trying to turn left to opposing traffic,and soon as light turns green you take it beating oncoming traffic!

Hurry up and pull a classic 500, I gotta go!

by El Rocko October 11, 2018

Classycamfanista

A classy girl who is smart but likes to fart.

That classycamfanista sure is cute but I think she did a left cheek sneek.

by Biigz January 12, 2019

Classic Yasmin

When one excessively walks out of class and litteraly couldn’t care less.

Teacher:Good morni-
Yasmin:”stands up from chair”
Teacher:”where are your going?”
Yasmin:*leaves the classroom*
Classmate 1:wait wut
Classmate 2:she just did the “classic Yasmin”

by Hoesaaay March 29, 2019

classic bottom syndrome

When a bottom's brain associates orgasm with anal stimulation so much that it becomes hard or impossible to orgasm from penile stimulation alone

I tried to beat off last night but I couldn't cum without fingering myself, classic bottom syndrome popped off

by Fameless March 7, 2019

Classic Jack

Getting politely rejected by a woman

Jack - “Lisa because robin isn’t darbying you anymore can I? I also don’t piss the bed! Clean Sheet McGee they call me”

Lisa - “ohhh what 😂”

Peter & Nathan “that’s a classic Jack”

by Swizzels May 16, 2019