1. an exclamation one would express when frustrated
2. so angry in fact you have no other way to describe it other than yelling this phrase as loud as possible.
2. so angry in fact you have no other way to describe it other than yelling this phrase as loud as possible.
wife: "the dishes are dirty, the trash hasn't been taken out, the dogs need to go out, pick up your clothes."
husband: "JESUS GODDAMN FUCKING CHRIST!"
husband: "JESUS GODDAMN FUCKING CHRIST!"
by Moises Buentello December 2, 2010
Get the jesus goddamn fucking christmug. The Irish/UK version of Jesus H. Christ in a Chicken Basket, this phrase is used in extreme situations of shock, surprise, annoyance, or disgust. The addition of a well placed f-bomb can, of course, up the ante considerably.
"Liverpool couldn't beat Sheffield United?! Ah, Jesus H. Christ on a Bike!!!"
Helpful chap in bathroom: "I say, it appears that your penis is dripping a rather greenish looking slime."
You: "What?! JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A BIKE!!"
Helpful chap in bathroom: "I say, it appears that your penis is dripping a rather greenish looking slime."
You: "What?! JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A BIKE!!"
by Gaz Edmunds September 17, 2008
Get the Jesus H. Christ on a Bikemug. What comes out of your mouth after viewing an act so unbelievable that only one phrase of awe will do.
by thinknic November 1, 2008
Get the Jesus Fist-Fucking Christmug. Perhaps the most offensive, non-racial phrase. It can be used as an exclamation when one is under stress. The phrase is synonymous with "Jesus Christ."
by lemonlime69 November 6, 2014
Get the Jesus Fucking Christ on the Crossmug. There is debate whether Ron is the actual son of Jesus Christ, the savior of the roman catholic religion, hence the variations in his name.
Ron exhibits, but is not limited to, the following habits:
Excessive blinking
Excessive Eating
Unintelligent remarks/responses
An urge to act without thought
Making poor life decisions
Remarkably poor/life-threatening driving
Predisposition to insobriety
Ron exhibits, but is not limited to, the following habits:
Excessive blinking
Excessive Eating
Unintelligent remarks/responses
An urge to act without thought
Making poor life decisions
Remarkably poor/life-threatening driving
Predisposition to insobriety
by Bob Huber Ph.D April 23, 2009
Get the Ron Chriss/Ron Christmug. by Sean Brian Kirby October 8, 2005
Get the Jesus-Titty-Fucking-Christmug. Robin: Holy Hobbling Christ on a Crutch Batman! The Joker really clobbered you with that one!
Batman: Shut the fuck up Robin.
Batman: Shut the fuck up Robin.
by Anthony Gally August 3, 2007
Get the Holy Hobbling Christ on a Crutchmug.