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Chris

The saltiest fruitiest person you will ever meet. A man who usually has a very small penis
by Mr. Moyer April 18, 2018
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Chris

A Chris is a creep with rainbow teeth he always looks at girls' mostly the girls that are in a relationship but he is a funny and a good friend
by Winebich69 March 22, 2017
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Chris

Chris (name) - Probably one of the ugliest faces you'll see on God's green earth. If I had the choice between a Chris and the monster from that movie the Goonies, bring it here Sloth. You'll know when you are in the room with a Chris because they have the most unique laugh. Not unique like a unicorn, unique like a cat dying. Chris needs to be getting a pedicure twice a week. Chris toes match his face. Chris phone match his toes. but he will most definitely have a new apple watch on.
Chris yo toes ugly af boy!
by Sarah Barron December 20, 2018
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Chris

A fat dirty man who plays fortnite all day.
This kid is such a Chris.
by Danothon April 2, 2020
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Chris

little bitch that plays with RC cars with his friend Zac instead of actually doing something with his life. Acts like he is smart but actually is the most dumb person in the entire world. He insults you by saying your breath smells bad, a terrible friend.
Chris you fucking skinhead
by Christopher anthony barbara November 28, 2018
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Chris

Chris is a fuckboy. He is the most horny kid you will ever meet. He ussaly has a small penis and cheats on every girl he meets. At first you think a Chris is innocent until you meet him and realize that he is very very horny and is using you

for nudes. Chris has the smallest but thickest penis in the world. He watched porn everyday and masterbates to everygirl
Wow that guy is a Chris.
Person number two: ya he sucks
by YEEELax November 28, 2018
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Chris

Chris is a cute and handsome guy you will love his personality. Most boys with name are usually tall or they play football,basketball, or track all the girls love Chris . Sometimes Chris can be a little mean but he still is gets all the girls
Chris is mostly mixed with Spanish or Jamaican
by Mrs.claus112 July 9, 2018
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